Ponty

Ess, could you do me a favour please and check the setting you have for APN for visual voicemail. I'm sure you know where to find it but just in case... Settings - General - Network - Cellular Data Network Currently mine is set at idata.co.uk but that should only work on iPhone tariffs. I had to change the Cellular Data setting to mobile.o2.co.uk and the MMS setting to wap.o2.co.uk from the default idata.co.uk settings, so I don't get why you haven't had to.

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What's the difference between a fruit bowl and a salad bowl?

So say the doctors. That reminds me of the old sugar adverts, with the tagline "The fuel for life itself". Meanwhile everyone else tells us that it rots our teeth and gives us diabetes.

And, just to be on the safe side... - Facebook?

- Fake tan? - Beards? - Bandages like the invisible man had? - Facial disfigurement? - Facials? - Facials!? - Facepalm?

You don't get Visual Voicemail on a Simplicity tariff. I don't know how I've managed without it but I have.

Uplifting? Have you seen Jerusalem?

We've already got laws against those, TDD. Stop messing about.

It might work out better for the altar boys.

It says something when arguably the best game of the tournament was the third place playoff game.

It's funnier without the correction so let's just say no more about it, eh?

Not in this instance.

Perhaps you should start another thread based on joke selections in the first place. Heskey might get a look in then.

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There was a reason we never used to allow political threads on TSF. Debate the post, not the poster. Thanks.

Why on earth did she rant on Facebook? Christ, talk about inviting trouble on yourself. I do genuinely hope the new job isn't affected.

No room for Heskey? Again.

Seems fair.

Now do Nugent.

No room for Heskey anywhere?

TBF, the R26 was a special order and was hand assembled in the RenaultSport factory, rather than on the usual plant line. It doesn't deflect from the fact that the majority of the cars in the car park at work are Renaults and I've not heard many (if any to tell the truth) complaints. Things have changed somewhat in the last few years.

Arm and leg? That's pretty unfortunate.

You mean "Hit and hope" is producing less fluked goals?

Well it took a bit longer than I thought...