Ponty

As he's 17st, I think he'll eat just about anything, yeah.

Nah, I meant half. About £4 of your fiver goes towards the beer float.

How much off the beer, exactly?

Baj and Steve would do it for almost half that.

I watched Dean Koontz's "Phantoms" the other day. What a load of turd.

Sheffield Wednesday will remain (in my head) as the team who would always seem to beat us in the Prem, during the 90s, and David Hurst would always score. Then we bought Hurst and apparently he was broken. I hope they do well. They've always struck me as an honest team and an honest club. They're welcome to any promotion spot we're not using, as far as I'm concerned. Tartanowl is a nutter for forking out a fiver to join a Saints website though! I just hope his subjective viewpoint, about SFC, gives us some good debating material through the season.

Probably something like this, though I'm not 100% on their current team. ....................Larrieu...................... Barker..McNamara..Bhasera..Johnson Fletcher..Clark....D Johnson..Arnason .........Fallon................Cooper........

It was a good few years ago now. I believe it was closed down at the time and was about to get a grand reopening. I did my CBT u-turns at the Kassam Stadium, but I'm pretty sure that doesn't count at all.

I worked on and delivered the new air handling units for Oxford's ice rink, if that's any good to you.

The linesman obviously agreed with you.

Feel a bit sorry for Uruguay tbh. Should probably have ended 2-2 and Van Bommel is a dirty, dirty ****er. Still, all European final, which is nice. So much for the South Americans dominating the tournament as was mooted after the group stages.

Worthy third goal but the second was iffy as fook.

A worthy equaliser

Hard to cheer against a team that scored that goal but, as is tradition, "Come on Uruguay!"

VFTT, Dune, knock it off. I'm getting bored of you two sniping at each other on any thread going.

Lol, quality... On the match, I'm torn. I've no particular affinity with either team so, as is long standing tradition in my head, I'll be neutral from kick off then support whichever team goes a goal down first.

It's all about the relevant country's expectation, TT. Argentina may seem to buck that trend but they had a torrid time in qualification so, on paper at least, they've actually made a good show of things.

Ok, before this becomes an Alps bashing contest, seeing as how we are apparently signing players after all, I'll lock this one now. Alps, no offence intended by locking it, btw. Feel free to start another one if we haven't got the midfield sorted in a few days or so.

Is the answer, "No"?

Doesn't she break the Trade Descriptions Act by not actually stripping and by, in fact, just shouting like a witch to be heard over the prepubescent crowd?

Wormwood Scrubs?

"Certainly"? Hardly. "Probably"? Yeah, probably

It's not that odd, really. I doubt that Pardew sorts out the contracts. I imagine AP and NC's relationship to be one where AP identifies who he wants to sign and NC goes away and thrashes out the deal.