Ponty

I remember when Bruno Brookes accidentally played "Killing In The Name" in all its "F*** you, I won't do what you tell me!" glory on Radio 1, when it was first released (1991?). Brilliant. Rage Against The Machine - Rage Against The Machine is firmly in my Top 10 albums of my lifetime.

I hope we play to win and field the team that can do the job.

17 year contract Bernie should be long gone when that needs renewing.

Kevin Phillips? On here?

I'm all for education but you have to be very careful when attempting a bit of pedantry on here.

I've already addressed that, Baj. Thanks.

Allow me... I don't undertand P00pey speak. Would you mind translating that into English and correcting the punctuation? Thank you.

I must miss something about Heskey....

It's on the back of the calendar.. which was on sale in Banbury at the weekend, much to my pride.

Why not? Sol Campbell went to League 2 and that worked out great.

You mean, "I bite rooks".

If you want motorbike testing watch the MCN website video reviews, mate. They're pretty good. I thought the Twingo came out of that looking pretty good. Fairly robust for a little car, pretty and handled like a dream. I'd consider one as the second car if they raised our discount a tad. All in all a pretty poor TG though, can't argue with that.

Everything else, apart from Visual Voicemail, works as normal. It's what I do with a £20 simplicity SIM and the unlimited net bolt-on.

Do you really? I'm fairly certain they'd talk English to each other more often than not.

I am fairly plastic, 'tis true.

Of course it's not law. In fact employment law states that companies must make provision for the needs of workers who DON'T speak English.

Being serious, where I work is full of European engineers. We all converse in English, in the main, but they often speak to each other in their respective languages. These are highly educated people but you have to accept that it's more natural for them to converse in their native tongues. Most of us know a few pleasantries in French, Italian, Spanish, etc. and use them where appropriate. It goes a long way towards making the place friendlier and a nice place to be.

You should make the effort to learn their languages, tbh.

Who would pick Heskey over Crouch for the starting XI? In fact, I'd go as far as to say that I'd rather see Defoe and Crouch up front than Rooney and Heskey. I'd pick Rooney and Crouch though.

Fair dos. I think you've been away long enough.

You should've cancelled the subscription! Have a word with SG if you want to stay away but I can't promise anything.

Thanks, Kip. Welcome back. x

He's almost there though.

Yeah, it's "Nasal" not "Nazel". FFS, idiots.