I vote for Matt Le Pedant and Dull Days, but only if you lock the pair of them in their own little padded forum, far away from this one where they can mod the bejesus out of each other.
Didn't that pro golfer Will Fox who used to be on here give up his promising career as a pro golfer to be a private chaffeur in a jaguar xf? Sure he's on twitter if you wanna get in touch with him.