John Boy Saint

Think Rice quickly realised that he was suddenly playing with a fire extinguisher in his hand following Delph about.

When I was a nipper, My Dad had a Daisy Red Rider BB gun, fired little copper ball bearings ( I always got found out for sneaking it out every bloody Autumn because Dad would be the one to eat the Apple off the tree with the BB in it) I digress. It had a reload action like the rifles in the Cowboy films. Come the spring Dad would have spent Saturday getting the Veg patch ready digging it over, Cats like that, Sunday morning he would be up in the bedroom window waiting like a sniper, knowing next doors moggie would be popping over the fence for its morning constitutional in his veg patch. Sure enough over the fence it came, picked it’s spot in the freshly dug soil, just as it settled to set about the Lords work, Dad had sighted it up and squeezed the trigger, it made a funny pofff sound, bingo direct hit on the backside, the cat was instantly at least 4ft in the air, and just like John Wayne as Rooster Cogburn, reload, pofff with the cat still airborne another BB stings it’s backside, ever seem a cat trying jump up while still airborne bloody funny. Cat eventually touched down and was back over the fence like a rocket not to be seen in our garden for months, so when the Chilli fails you know what to try next. Before anyone gets upset these BBs hardly had any puff, a mate got shot in the foot with it at 10ft and he hopped round the garden for a couple of minutes laughing and crying at the same time, cat was at least 30ft away and probably more startled, as any of us would be, at being tapped on the back just as it was about to curl one out!

Pull the pin out of the grenade and drop it down the front of your underpants TWICE - Jeez!

How about “If you can read this sticker - I’ve lost my Caravan!!” ?

Oooo maybe he’s going to chase that Mr Gao out of Saints with a big fat cheque, and line himself up something to do after his second term. Plus take over Southampton Municiple Golf Course and Trump it.

Everyone knows fire is dangerous and treats it accordingly, plus a fag doesn’t answer you back or say anything to wind you up. Might be killing you slowly, but when your Mate WhatsApps you with a funny video of girlies with big boobies you are more likely to be unable to wait to take a quick peek, and terminally vanish up the backside of that Wagon that has suddenly stopped in front of you. Most folks have been managing to find their mouths with their hands since before they were born.

So over the course of this tete a tete we have established that you are a middle lane hogger, and believe that it’s your god given right to sit there in you little metal encased world. Whilst I am fully aware that on the odd occasion that I could lapse into being a “speeding tosser” I am fully aware of the concequences should an officer of the law wish to discuss my momentary lapse. However in the statement you made that I highlighted you are obviously unaware that middle lane hogging is a motoring offence with the penalty of £100 on the spot fine and 3 points on your licence!! Hey I guess that probably makes you a tosser too!

Boy teatime tv in your house is going to be fun in the future, read to the bottom. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7093047/amp/Half-children-no-idea-oak-looks-like.htmlp

That is complete horse poo!! Drive on the German Autobhan my friend, lane discipline is nye on faultless over take and get over into the inside lane and there you have people coming at you from behind at 120mph plus. And you have wagons trundling along at 55mph, they seem to cope. The one thing you don’t get is ditherers ambling along at 60-65 in a middle lane fixed stare stupor. Like I say the amount of miles I drive, not aggressively, not at 90mph, and I have moved in a civilised manner from the inside lane to the outside lane to overtake these people and have more than enough distance to the next vehicle to move back into the inside lane again, I have seen 3-4 cars make the same move in convoy either in front or behind me and that car still sits in the middle lane like a chicane. Something tells me that you are one of these people who enjoys life in the middle lane even on an empty motorway and is part of the problem. Actually you will be amazed at how few people travel at 90 on a motorway those mostly “.being naughty” are travelling at tops 80mph. If you feel intimidated by that on a 3 lane motorway and feel that being in a middle lane bubble is the safest place for you then you should reconsider the using of the motorways as a last resort.

I would never deny that, but being sat in the outside lane of an empty motorway just because you are doing 70mph is not the lane to be driving in if you believe you are being a law abiding citizen tip top driver by adhering to the speed limit alone. I drive 35k+ miles a year, its bloody amazing how when you stick a police car on the motorway (I slow down ) everybody all of a sudden re-discovers lane discipline and is getting left!!!?????!!!! Even those numpties who sit at 60mph in the middle lane for mile after mile on a pretty empty motorway, if people adhered to lane discipline motorways and dual carriageways would flow so much better.

Modern Tills working out the change for the Shop assistant, which results in them placing the shiny plastic £5 0r £10 note on your palm first then £4.97 of loose change on top of the note which has zero surface resistance. ("sorry we have run out of £1 coins so theres 8 50p's") Who actually keeps notes and coins screwed up together in the same pocket or purse. Drivers who think that because they are doing 69.5mph in the outside lane of the motorway "you can stay behind me matey" because I am doing the national maximum speed, yes but the same little book that you got that nugget from also states that you should always be in the left hand lane unless overtaking. Those 2 inside lanes have been empty for the last 2 miles and that lorry you intend to overtake in a minute is still 2 miles down the road. 4 bloody cars going through Woodmill Lane, when the last 18 cars through have clearly been in blocks of 3!!!

Bet for the first couple of weeks they will be flogging THE shirt the players will be wearing for 100 notes again.

This is as good a place as any to stick this. Without cheating see how you get on with this https://southamptonfc.com/news/2019-05-28/tuesday-trivia-promoted-and-relegated-teams-southampton-quiz-201819 being honest I got 63%

Compared to Alexis Sanchez at Man U think we're getting cracking value out of Longy

I refer the house to comment #407 At the meet the Ralphs evening it was said that all the loaned out players will have the rule run over them by RH before deciding which way to go with them.

Pretty certain that Southgate commented on one of the times that JWP had been called up, that having known and played JWP at youth level he liked him and knew what he could bring to the game and that he had sometimes been accused of being his Father, or words to that effect. So we have gone from a raft of England managers who have picked the team based on the name on the back of the shirt, then the badge on the front, to an England manager who is conscious that he might be called out for showing favouritism towards a less fashionable player who he knows how to get the best out of and can do the job he asks of him. Makes you wonder if the England manager selects the squad, then submits it to the marketing team for editing and rubber stamping. to like you say appease the press.

He was going off the boil with us before that

Jeremy Kyle is twiddling his thumbs, might want something to keep him ticking over. Plus he does have a heap of Polygraphs and stuff that’ll be just collecting dust.

It'll all be forgotten by the end of August!!

Just search League 1 minus 10 on your FB Page - and it should pop up. https://m.facebook.com/leagueoneminus10/

If you have Facebook it’s up on there and works. ................I forgot just how sHøite we were!

Bury fans must be Shaking in their boots their 6-0 record could be going at this rate!

There is a bigger lad who sits in front of the Kingsland - he plays the role of subversive ball boy pretty well - we get a throw he is positive with passing the ball to Saints players, but more than once he has made to throw the ball to oppo players and either let is fall short of them or thrown it in a kack handed manner making it awkward for them. Think when we were time wasting v Bournemouth - JWP gave him a subtle thumbs up when he had faffed around retrieving the ball both sporting a rye smile.

No thanks

I wouldn’t put it totally beyond the realms of possibility, adding the last Western port before America to the Belt and Road Initiative is not going to be as easy as wafting into an African country with a suitcase full of money. The long game will have to be played. Alrough the mystery and BS alsurrounding this shirt sponsor, if that is the game, has more than likely illuminated a red light somewhere beyond these pages.