John Boy Saint

Baj you snob! If you think par boiling spuds in the microwave is going to destroy your cooking then please enjoy you dishpan hands with the saucepan.

Yours from new? Or, Sounds like its had the arse ragged off it before you. I have had cars that have been driven hard all day long to in excess of 120,000 miles in 3 years or less and all I have had go seriously wrong with them (touchwood) is the battery turning round and saying "I just can't do this every day". Just for the record I would have checked the plugs then the leads before looking to move on to the coil, although having "detonated" en route to "Halfrauds" sound like, the something else has gone "oh, blow this!". Ponty probably let Mickey the Shoe have a go in his.

Dead simple gets the thumbs up every time: Pre heat the oven to 190c 4 Skinless Chicken Breasts 1 x Can Campbell's Condensed Cream of Celery Soup (you won't know when its done) 1 x Can Campbell's Condensed Cream of Mushroom Soup Empty both cans into a bowl and stir Fill one empty can with White Wine and add to the soup in the bowl Fill one empty can with grated 5 strength cheddar cheese and add to the Soup and wine in the bowl. Stir it all together. Pour a little of the mixture into an oven proof dish then add the chicken breasts, then pour the rest of the mixture over them. Place in the oven for 1 1/2Hours. While its cooking peel some spuds cut them up into cubes and nuke them in the microwave in a roasting bag for 10 minutes. While the spuds are cooking quarter and slice a red onion and slice a few garlic cloves, soften them in a frying pan with the help of a little olive oil. chop up some bacon and add to the onions. When the spuds are done add them to the Onions, Garlic & bacon sautee for a while then bung them in a roasting tin in the bottom of the oven. Try the chicken without telling anyone what you are cooking and see the reaction, if you have friends who are food snobs test it on them then reveal the recipe.

Bob hoped that this Saturday night after the Special Brew Googles went on the Hard, Hi Vis, and grubby boiler suit would prevent the advances of his Landlady Geraldine.

Since the fall of the Iron Curtain the belles of the East German Shot Putt team could be found on many a British high street.

Went to see Coraline this evening with the tin lids, which was right up their street and mine too to be honest, as we all like the Nightmare Before Christmas and Corpse Bride. Seeing it in 3D was a wheeze too. I would not recommend it for smaller kids despite its colourful posters, as it builds the story slowly and steadily and like all of the films in this genre its a bit dark with food for Nightmares. My kids who are 13 & 14 lapped it up and thought it was great.

This any good? Based up at Amersham north of High Wycombe. http://www.lightbulbs-direct.com/category/91/uv-blacklight-blue/

Welcome to the United Kingdom where hard work, honesty and loyalty is given a swift kick in the wedding vegetables. All scumbags welcome, come on in, kill our teachers and be sure of failing to be deported as your family rights will be damaged...................!!!!!!!!!!!?! Fight for this country with dignity and honour, and then you can **** back off from whence you came.................. and don't let the door bang on your arse on the way out! Jeez it makes me simmer sometimes!

I am still waiting for West Ham to get their 10 point deduction as their holding company is also in administration thanks to the collapse of the Icelandic Banking system............................. Ooops! silly me they are Billy Big ****** Premier league, under a different ruler.

HELLLLLP! It Chuffin works........................................................... Get me out of here! PLEASE!!

The Bloke sat behind me shouting "Run Forest Run" every time McGoldrick raced alone for or with the ball.

Christ the poor moral standards of people in this thread, the Dell was at its end; THE CLUB via the Echo said that you could have the seats at the Dell as long as they were Red ones. Nothing, Nowhere, or No one said that we could trespass on the pitch and trash the place......................... As they always said at school would you do that at home?

Blimey the naughty Coppers remand centre must have been on a rehabilitation day trip to the South Coast yesterday

I have to say that we are in enough sh!t with the football league, you could see from the ref that he was under orders, 1 offence ref takes the name of a Saint whereas the Burnley players could multi offend before the ref took their name. We had 5 bookings so we have already incurred a further fine to drain the resources. But everyone knows that the authorities take a dim view on pitch invasions but a bunch of dullards decide that it would be a wheeze and then compound matters by goading the Burnley fans. If we get further penalised I doubt those who started the rush onto the pitch will give a flying ****. The fact that Wotton was laying on the pitch requiring major medical attention and was being surrounded by dinlows from the crowd. Jeez we have some ****wits supporting Saints, sadly the division we are going into have some teams who have some followers with form so it will be interesting to see how brave some of our fans actually are.

They have been told to behave themselves, plus like all of us they are probably still numb from the events of this week.

Come on Griffo: you can't be bitter about good ole Arry, why he's the best geezer ever in English footie without any shadow of a doubt ........................................................................................ Blimey he's so great his failure with us has been totally erased from his CV: so he must be the very very bestest. Not!

Arry must be looking for a bit of commission or finders fee on a possible future sale. ;-)

So we will still have BWP then

Stunned at £410 better off I swear they got that wrong, thankfully the magic car doesn't have a nasty sting this year thanks to the CO2 emissions being below 160gms and not getting hit with the £300 additional company car tax they sneaked through at last years budget.

Further to the answers given above :-) ..........When you finally get rid of that bogey that feels like the size of a bus as it travels incessantly between the top of your nose and the back of your throat as you breath in and out

I could quite believe that about clogging the works up, I have a Honda Accord 2.2 diesel 12 months go the engine developed a fault at just over 90,000 miles. When Honda rectified the fault under warranty they ended up replacing the injectors. The result when I got the car back was very noticeably different.

Look at the deals for buying online direct from Chessington, or use the Tesco clubcard vouchers you might have lurking around £1 becomes £4 when you change them up for Chessington and every other Merlin place. I would have thought your youngest would be up for Legoland though, once upon a time if you were a sprout and it was your birthday you got in for free.

That's what comes of not washing your hands after a whizz

That's at the next dust up when everyone with filming equipment will be decapitated on sight. That woman who got a back hander and a length of his truncheon got what she deserved; the copper told her to go away but she had to pull the Tigers tail not once but twice.

"Pigs are fed and ready for take off" springs to mind for all of the above.