Miltonaggro

Hopefully the same sort of impact as Richard Wright from West Ham in 2008. He was terrific for us on loan, and always wished that we’d signed him end of that season. Quality goalkeeper and just the ‘type’ we need now.

I think our inward business will be three loans to help the spine - keeper, centre back, striker. You would also hope Bree comes back into the squad to help out with weakness at full back.

Would imagine that's heavily subsidised. Paid on attendance they'd be be presented with a substantial bill each month for venue and services.

Last three or four games most of his long goal kicks have gone straight into touch to collective sighs from the crowd. Maybe his passing visionary skillset is limited to the 18 yard box or he needs spectacles.

Suggested bronze medal position (fittingly so), for those supporters who like high art, and metallurgy!

Close second:

On reflection, that's it for me as well. Keegan was the first modern superstar, England skipper and holder of the Ballon d'Or when we signed him. It felt incredible at the time, and would be absolutely impossible now.

I heard it was Seamus and Clodagh O'Bazunu of Ballycullen. To be sure...

A little unfair in terms of his range. He sounds like he is from Shanghai, so perhaps wins the worst Chinese commentator as well.

He also had a slightly larger plate at the Admiral Sir Lucius Curtis when it was a Wetherspoons. Like Monte fucking Carlo...

Usually the goal line…

This chancer, by a country mile:

Make Bazunu say ta-ta, what a wonderful phrase Make Bazunu say ta-ta, ain't no passin' craze It means no goalkeeping worries for the rest of your days To hate Pompey, is Tonda's philosophy Make Bazunu say ta-ta...

Yep, if there is a functioning brain cell at the club in recruitment he's out on loan asap to swerve contract renewal. So fucking no chance.

Maybe we can fuck him off to Norwich a la George Long.

Spot on!

Shoot on sight from distance all the time is another constant. Obvious since the Jones / Selles season that managers are briefing their players that having a pop is always worth a go against Saints. A fair bit of player power also a constant in our demise. Think of the zero reaction and lack of respect towards Juric, the anonymous 'senior player' appearing in the press a month into this season, and Armstrong admitting a lack of effort under Still after he was sacked. Keeping the senior pros 'sweet' seems to be a priority for this Board and the coaches they employ. Heaven forbid introducing a manager or a few senior pros keen to win at all costs and happy to kick some backsides and upset some egos in doing so.

Could be a bit of a reality check this one. Thought that even before today’s capitulation. Fair play to Lampard, overseeing a well organised athletic side who like to attack, and they’ll bring a noisy full away section. 0-3 seems about right.

Careful…

Bar Billiards or Shinty?

Usually the Bazunettes appear, pom poms flailing, after we’ve narrowly won with only a couple of clear fuck ups. Doubt they’ll show up after the Coventry game.

He’s simply too small mate. Club are gaslighting the fans on this. Bizarre.

Lots of us have been talking about the need to specifically build / rebuild a strong and reliable spine of the team for about five or six years. No fucking around in terms of keeper, centre back, central midfield or striker - build around these positions. Not about speculating, but buying quality and nous in the 25-29 age bracket and let the youngsters develop alongside these players. Harwood-Bellis would likely look a very different player alongside a Fonte or a Svennson for instance. It’s not rocket science, but our board seem determined to kill our club and their investment playing hipster Russian Roulette. Frustrating, tedious and preventable!

Be interesting to see Bazunu’s career trajectory when Sport Republic finally cease their negligent work experience placement and let him go. I reckon it would take the likes of Eastleigh or Waterlooville a one week trial to suss him out, maybe less.

The only way Gav will ever be a £30 million keeper is via the Euro-millions. Better fucking odds too!