Miltonaggro

A rock-steady and superb skipper during our recent salad days from Adkins to Koeman. Nostalgic I know, but can't help but feel the likes of Fonte and Romeu would provide character and superb coaching for the current second and first strings at Saints.

Imagine him and Le Tissier in the same team, Shearer up front!

Ex-Portsmouth, probably part of the same sleeper cell as Bazunu.

Tripadvisor could be fun

Danny Mountain

Massive unclaimed potential fanbase - our lateral catchment now from Lands End to Azerbaijan.

We probably will be sponsored by Mehmet's Turkish Barbers and Hashish Emporium once P&O pull out in light of the recent debacle!

Also always remarkable that none of the club fluffers who lurk / post on here ever report back to the kit and merchandise bods for an easy win!

Only in the Commercial Houses league, if first choice had been on the piss or had to work the weekend.

Like Zulu but different result.

Everyone thought that we were going to be clobbered by a multi-million pound fine, so that's something. For Tonda to remain in place, the long-suffering fans would need genuine compensation for the debacle in terms of semi final refunds and discounted season tickets, the FA would have to play ball, you would have to have to canvass the first team and give them major sweeteners to stay, go all out to retain Bree and Stewart and re-sign Peretz and Larin. Then when the likes of Jander are offski, reinvest all of the funds, specifically in some mentally / physically tough footballers who won't give a shit about the Boro bollocks. Then you go all out for autos, ruthless and nobody likes us but we don't care, siege mentality. It's a long shot but it might just work, but there are an awful lot of ifs, buts, and maybes that need resolving A S A fucking P...

Depends on ze sveet FA...

Bazunu doesn't count!

With a bit of luck all of the meat puppets have been dropped into Dragan's shark tank below the boardroom and he his currently awaiting his showdown with Bond whilst the semtex wrapped MacBook attached to Ankersen's ballbag counts down.

Or a rabbit being run over by a steam roller in slow motion.

Louis Spence?

Make of that what you will...

Allegedly bestiality and nicking company headed stationary. Totally devoid of morals is dog-whistle Jase.

Christ! What a Spartan to have that done on your John Thomas!

Put this way, next time he leaves the Middlesbrough Ritz in one of Gibbo’s limos, I wouldn’t advise going through the Tyne Tunnel.

I think that at this point our interpretation of ‘Dragan is furious’ provided by the club fluffers means that he has had a couple of Teams calls with Phil and the gang, and have agreed to wait and see if the FA ban Eckhert before deciding whether to sack him. I am sure that Phil and Rasmus have reassured that the furore with the idiot fans will ‘blow over’ in time for season ticket and new kit sales, just like it has in the past when there have been avoidable debacles. As a bare minimum, given what the idiots DO know, you’d like to think a genuine club would have refunded wembley and semi final (retrospectively two meaningless friendlies) expenses by now. Shower of shit!

That’s very feasible in terms of a person like Gibson storing that info away for a potential use, even if it came second hand from a more senior member of staff. As always in business, knowledge is power of course.

It is in fucking Middlesbrough!

When he is binned by Gibson as a single use contraceptive it would be really bad form for Saints fans to warn all potential employers that he is a corrupt snide. All being well he will be analysing in the Qatari third division soon, whilst being analised by the adoring locals.

As an aside no ‘rivalry’ will develop between us and the Boro monkeys, simply a simmering hatred which will last until the debt is paid back - a la John Bailey and Adrian Heath with Everton in the 1980s. They reaped the wind of ‘spygate’ and now will reap the whirlwind of ‘grassgate’. Fuck them!