Miltonaggro

I think JS had a similar role previously so you never know. Could depend on whether we get Grimes.

It might be that ‘club captain’ is different to matchday captain should the likes of Matt Grimes arrive in the coming weeks. JS as the steady long serving club man for established influence and MG as the more dynamic Russball stalwart during games. Happened before.

Now things are moving potential for some solid new arrivals next week, including a couple of interesting loans. COYR!

Poetically foolish!

Fair play, lots of crossing the t’s and dotting the i’s today.

Yes, although the club were quicker to react on that one

No, but Sullivan at West Ham did offer Mary Millington in part-exchange for Prowsey.

You'd still have people on here saying it was only recently sculpted, has potential and needs more games...

Yes, hopefully it’s an expensive mistake for them. Then again, always hope that their transfers go south!

They are superb. Read the collection first at school in the 80s when we could chose our personal reading books in English and remember trying not to burst out laughing. Vivid images. The first book is rather typical Milligan zany (OTT) but as the series proceeds beautiful tragi-comic prose. Man was a genius.

One of those that I can recall was in 1991. Working in London at the time and a Glaswegian colleague managed to get three ‘corporate’ tickets for Arsenal v Celtic, Paul Davis testimonial. It was Highbury, so corporate was like at the Dell, a front row close to the directors box. Myself and Dave (redacted) another local lad went mainly to show solidarity and gain Justice for Glenn Cockerill from three years before. It was a Tuesday evening game and we were on it with the Celtic fans from early afternoon. By the match the three of us were completely wrecked and having bought a load of knock off merchandise covered in green and white. We took our seats and realised that we were sat amongst a contingent of the cast of Eastenders. Next to me were Lofty and Michelle, I shit you not. I think we adjusted to our surroundings for about 15 minutes but it went quickly downhill with Dave and myself giving our opinion on Davis and our Scottish pal holding forth about Arsenal and the English. We were noticed by the massed Celtic fans behind the goal who were encouraging us. It’s a blur but was fucking carnage. We were escorted out well before half time, as we left Michelle from Eastenders cracked her RADA veneer and told Dave to fuck off. We picked up with the Celtic contingent afterwards as popular heroes and I got back to Southampton on the Thursday evening having ‘lost’ 48 hours. One of the more interesting incidents, I still have the Celtic scarf and hat, shite quality but happy days.

Rasmus’s wet dream Less complex than it seems Based upon his third rate MBA Amplify success Pretend you are the best Get the rich to pay along the way Construct a clusterfuck Blame it on bad luck See if you can run and hide away Distance from your Welsh clown Expensive dross who took us down Pray your bullshit sticks enough to stay

One thing this discussion is missing is Lyanco’s intelligence as a footballer - it’s very obvious to those of us with an eye for talent that he’s as thick as pigshit.

Like a fridge freezer.

Johnny Walker or Captain Morgan?

Same media coach as Salisu! Over the fucking moon, Ron…

To be honest a step to the side would wrongfoot Lyanco and he’d be clear.

About £27m should do it!

Me too. It’s too obvious perhaps, but would solve so many problems in gelling a truly competitive squad.

I’m all for giving Martin the familiar and trusted tools to do the job, rather than relying on the useless tools on the fringes of our first team. You’d think that with Grimes, Piroe and Downes complementing Manning we’d be competitive very quickly. McCarthy going to Palace and being replaced by Schmeichel icing on our first championship window cake. Pray chaps.

To be honest our squad was nowhere near PL standard when all of them were in it. Club needs an enema and Wilcox is the initial catalyst, a boardroom suppository if you will!

Tino, Lavia and Prowse should be available.

Chinese Serbian collaboration manipulated by Russia and the far right on social media. Seems highly plausible, if somewhat #controversial I’ll always be grateful to Gao for his ‘We March on’ clip, ruthlessly rehearsed, scarfed and suited in a beige Bejing hotel room looking like he had a gun trained on him. That and the Ted Bates statue unveiling never fail to raise a spontaneous smile at Milton Manor. Hopefully many more magic moments to look forward to supporting SFC…

Actively and consciously no, but negligently and ineptly still very much up for grabs 😀

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