Miltonaggro

Ex Goztepe legend (8 in 50 - prolific) so played at a higher level than Saints, would be an insane signing.

We go down and Semmens, Ankersen, plus Jones and Co. should be off, likely prior to the fire sale of saleable assets. At that point it’s all down to Solak and Kraft in sticking with it to restructure or bailing out - could go either way. Whatever happens they should consider rebranding the group as either Spunk Republic or Banana Republic.

Spot on! The supporters are ruining this club with their poor decision making and moaning!

With Saints currently, the box in this analogy is Jimmy Salvile shaped.

I'd settle for #Getusoutofthisfuckingmessi

Don't worry there is plenty of time left.

We have, note the trajectory...

Yes, I must stop querying his football and technocratic genius.

That's right, but probably a better analogy would be Paul Telfer or indeed Lee Todd. Pelle is clearly a different kettle of fish, as is Koeman.

Marvellous, many of us remember where we were when Lee Todd signed.

But is he YHGTI?

We will sign the 22 year old French version in the last hour of the window Marcel De Gashford, 3 goals in 86 appearances.

Exactly. Can also play in the hole, a right menace on the back stick at set pieces.

The line between genuis and insanity is a thin one, as is the line between strategic thinking and bullshit. We should have a better idea where Rasmus Ankersen falls over the next five days.

That sounds like an obituary rather than a wishlist to me.

Spot on. If this board wanted a credible in your face manager to instil aggression, sharpness and consistency they could have perhaps have gone for the likes of Biesla. I can imagine that that appointment with the luxury of the WC ‘preseason’ and we’d have come out with a genuine sharpness and system, plus likely now north of the bottom three. There are good prospects and bright sparks in this squad but Nat is unlikely to fire them up over remaining games. As things are we are consistently losing games by odd goals and blunt in terms of being able to respond in meaningful possession and attack - Keystone cops all over the park. This feels just like 2004/2005 all over again to me, albeit with different kind of square peg in the hot seat. We go down, Jones is gone, likely with the undynamic duo who appointed him. Probably a player exodus of saleable assets and Solak looking to bale out whatever the shills say. Saints as the new Sunderland! Tripe.

Ron Jeremy.

Ain’t that the truth!

Dragan could buy it as Goztepe’s feeder club.

Bambi Dong, the name on Ankersen’ lips all along!

Or simply incompetent.

Absolutely buzzing over this, insane signing.

Time for Spunk Republic to really start thinking outside the box, sack Jones and install Jimmy-Jay as player manager. #radical #fuckalltolose

Watch fucking Everton go out and get Biesla, then do what we should have been doing since the middle of December!

Over the 40 years you've been watching Saints, which first choice keepers do you think Bazunu in current form / stage of development would get the nod over? Personally I can't think of too many. We paid £12m for the kid, I would have preferred Dean Henderson on season long loan or Sam Johnstone on a free alongside for a relegation battle, but it's horses for courses.