Miltonaggro

Liked him last year, direct and tricky in the championship. Wonder if he’ll survive the Spoor’s scrutinisation!

Agreed! He fucking hates Plymouth!

A mere scratch. Thought it was going to confirm that he is hungry, and guaranteed to improve

Good shout. Talovierov and Ivanovic are both units, proper athletes, at centre half and centre forward - sign them and you immediately improve the crucial spine of the side and add a competitive edge. This is the way I feel. Back to something close to the 2009-2011 methodology of recruiting the best players of the clubs around us and releasing, retaining and refining when we move up.

Farking great!

Thank goodness, best news of the season thus far!

To be fair, Turkish also divides opinion at Eastleigh and Hurn.

Fucking mirage mate!

Mid season they appointed Russell Juric, who promised prog-rock possession football but was sacked by Easter!

Good shout. Would love to see a decent accurate homage to the Admiral yellow and blue away and the candy stripes home 1976-1977 kits - no need to muck about. Remarkably, the iconic candy stripes have never made a reappearance in 45 years! You'd hope that this would be good juju for a proper promotion push, should we recruit some committed footballers over the summer. Here are the Saints candy stripes, adopted by Red Star Belgrade in 1980:

Look at the fight in that team and the connection with the fans. Limited in places but genuine team spirit and no fucking passengers!

Nicky Clarke?

Needs a thick yellow stripe running down the back!

What a colossal crock of shit!

Right out!

Williams. What a player.

Puttin’ on the Ritz!

That’s the crux.

We just have to make do with a few princesses.

To be honest, if we are strolling down the inexplicable boulevard, our board thought the cretin was premier league manager material. Beginning to think Dragan Solak is trapped in a Serbian version of Brewster’s Millions!

Fuck a duck!

Rasmus probably reimagined the ticket office in July, theorising that his liquid biz-soccer, goal music and mesmerising flags would have the power to convert away fans, neutrals and the Isle of Wight this season.