Miltonaggro

The PR dept will be selling t-shirts of this result on Tuesday.

Welease the secret weapon…

Or the first and middle thirds to be fair!

Russ pops into the Man City dressing room at full time whilst Pep is having his post victory dump!

If this stays 1-0 Martin will think he’s Brian Clough.

I was picking something up downstairs in John Lewis once, race to the counter and I out-manoeuvred the bloke next to me, that was Svennson. He was fine about it but his leggy missus looked miffed. He got served just after and had bought a new kettle. Overrated.

Bit like the Germans in the Ardennes.

Traffic warden?

Harold Shipman.

Cumin. Cumin back to the Championship.

Possession is nine tenths of the law. Fucking Russlaw…

Sit rep. Natural selection:

Future generations will look back and refer to this manager as ‘the record breaking Russell Martin’.

Will be - Stunning and brave…

Around the time of the first arrest?

Love it!

Nutshell...

Was watching Onuachu and Sulemana on Saturday, most of their play was right in front of me right wing and centre. Fucking hell they looked dire, with Onuachu telling Sulemana to knock the ball on to him from any long passes but not much idea otherwise. He did one signature 'malfunctioning android' run which bemused the fuck out of the Leicester defence but then fell over, the lumberjack theme seems a key feature of his game. Compared to those two BBD and Archer look a partnership akin to Rogers and Hammerstein!

Fans won't accept it and if Sport Republic persist with Martin the Nathan Jones' roadshow will likely look like a Sunday school picnic by comparison. What I have sensed in the last few games is a growing sense of apathy and downbeat recognition of here we go again. Shitshow loop is currently avoidable but collective anger will be apparent quite soon and translate to players and media quickly, and not sure any bonkers left-field business plan will survive that.

Agree with this, and nuts that it hasn't been tried.

To be honest if Rusty had won a shitload as a manager including la liga, European cup, uefa cup, fa cup, and fifa manager of the year saints fans would probably tolerate some inflexibility. If it walks like a 🦆

Russ and Rasmus:

At the very least it would give us access to a better player database and some performance enhancing drugs.

Swansea fans have strong opinions on that, and a quick look statistically its Cooper 45% WP Martin 36% WP when there.

No good reminiscing about the good times now!