Miltonaggro

This is a spot on assessment from my seat last year. Far, far too lightweight and risk averse for the level. Comparison with Downes is a good one.

Invitation to Kutis and 15% off johnnies at the chemist will have been covertly slipped into the pocket.

Spors in disguise as a CityBus driver straight from the depot.

Panto season - he’s behind you…

Donne-lui du temps…le tick tock…

To answer the original question posed, I want William Still, the 32 year old Belgian manager who has significant experience of the fifth best league in Europe (verified). Setting my hopes on an official announcement very soon - get it done Johannes. Bosh!

Liverpool. Everyone’s favourite underdog second team. After that Bournemouth as the south coast superstars.

A warm welcome to Will, and nice to see Russ supporting the appointment!

Far too sensible.

Yep.

Heard in the week that we’ve been having a close look at Patterson the Sunderland keeper as a possible replacement for Ramsdale. On today’s showing in the play off final, assuming Sunderland get beat, I hope that is the case.

Brownmore on the pulse as usual.

If Vardy has starred in a fairytale it’s fucking Rumplestiltskin! Wanky little runt.

Maybe he vants to be alone?...

If he does it will make the Vestergaard signing seem like you'd taken Van Dijk off our hands for £2M. Bonne chance...

Good to see his career trajectory has been upwards since leaving Saints!

Good to know Leicester have got three big tits heading their way.

Does he do plumbing as well?

Agree. Punching well above at that point. Gave the club a boost.

If that was the criteria these clowns would have appointed Paul Merson already.

So do I…

Honest reflection on that list, the only managers that I felt were uninspiring or poor choices at time of appointment were Merrington, Jones, and Redknapp. Since Puel only Hassenhutl has seemed a ‘good’ fit before a ball was kicked and Hughes was probably what we needed at that point in terms of Hobson’s choice post donkey. Big drop off since Sport Republic came on the scene.

Indeed, think a lot of people would in that situation if they could afford it. Maybe he’ll rule himself out of speculation over the next week.

Players should all do a walk of shame to the funeral march whilst self flagellating with a soggy copy of the Goldmine Effect.