Miltonaggro

When he signed I thought the nickname Loch Ness Drogba had the emphasis on the Drogba. On reflection its the Loch Ness doing the heavy lifting, as apart from a few fantasists no fucker has ever seen him.

Quite possibly a HB2...

Yes, a highly reputable source - Maximo Bullshitto.

Alcatraz Alcaraz in the Lazio Octagon!

She's on the Russ list, after Lucy Pinder and Anne Widdecombe.

#controversial He always thinks out of the box. Unfortunately it's a fucking box of frogs...

Beyond #controversial This is a new level of ITK for Andrew...

To be fair this is a tradition, plenty who struggle with both Lawrie and McMenemy after half a fucking century...

Mainly Rotherham.

Comes with a longstanding reputation of reinforcement:

Personally I wouldn't give you £2m. Mental is we are even remotely interested.

To be honest he's looked like that since he arrived.

As usual Saints are biding their time until the first choice becomes available in a couple of weeks:

Develop into Guido Carillo (hopefully at Monaco)...

Failing that Ketomine...

Heard same rumour, plus we've put a cheeky bid in for a promising Greek goalkeeper, Ulysses Cant...

Maybe we should have a quad upgrade, O'Riley and Carvalho plus these two:

Think to be honest it's more that the fanbase are shitting themselves at the prospect of yet another season without a viable first-choice goalkeeper.

If Ramsdale is too pricy, we need to bite their hands off...

Give it a couple of weeks...

I'm more than happy to fill in until he gets there...

You'd hope both, then loan Carvalho back to Liverpool for the season, help them stay up.