Miltonaggro

I thought when Still was sacked it was the last chance saloon in terms of Ankerson's influence. At that point he would be forced to climb down, show some ambition and deference and appoint a person in the mould of previously successful Saints managers, the likes of Carrick, Solskaer, Viera, having bypassed the likes of Cooper in the summer. But the ego failed him again, it always does with genuine narcissists. But there is perhaps one remaining last chance for our club - that Solak is giving this charlatan the final coils on the rope that will hang him, prior to a clearout and full reset / rebuild in the summer. I think Solak is friendly with some serious ex-football people via the golf course, certainly Souness and Stankovic, so maybe undertake some objective consultancy on the current debacle and way forward in the meantime. It seems incredible that a self-made man worth around £1.5 billion has not yet intervened, but people at that level in complex organisations and unfamiliar fields always like to defer expertise and responsibility. Things seem to have gone very quiet, and we will know in a few days if the taps have been turned off for this skip-fire of a season. Early summer is likely to be a Solak putsch, or a serious attempt to sell. On balance I would probably go for the former, just to see what the current owner is actually made of.

it's all coming together:

Nail on the head.

Unlikely to be a Carillo or Ankersen Brewster’s millions window this time. Not that this is much relief.

For me, right now, shaping up for a 7.5 out of 10 window.

I know, potentially a January classic!

Eddie is just what we need: Physical - 5ft 8in and 10 stone; Scores goals for fun in this league - 3 in 17 last time for Leeds; Intelligent player with a keen eye for goal - reinforced by him wearing coke bottle glasses after matches. This one is a goer!

[Next call] Who? Tonda Eckhert. Tonto Neckhurt? No, Tonda Eckhert, Ze Southampton chief coach. Sorry, how did you get this number? Please don't hang up, mein freund Rasmas Christian Anksersen, sagt your XG is wunderbar... 'click'

When they appoint Adam Lallana in May.

Think Solak is moving through the realisation phase. Fucking mug!

Fair play. They’ve made Prowse look like a complete bell-end. He’s in the Championship next season now whether he likes it or not 😂⏳

Angry little postman in shorts all year round, folding peoples post in half and leaving letterboxes up and gates open...

Think we are done with that notion now, would have realistically taken getting a new manager in during December followed by a busy proactive window.

Only thing they've got on us is the Coliseum, Popeye's Chicken, and the Pope.

More flattering photo:

I think Spors also had a hand in bringing Juric to the club, so at least credit him with a hattrick!

Doubles up as the front end of a pantomime horse / camel.

Adam Lallana - Adz at Toni & Guy Gavin Bazunu - carpet fitter Sam Edozie - Carphone Warehouse Flynn Downes - Black Cab game Joe Aribo - bus driver

I think they first considered / approached Carrick when they sacked Selles. Since then the club appear to have gone the full Ankerson!

My decent contact, who has been on the money this season to be honest, reckons we have sounded out Piroe on loan. So it’s likely he is waiting to see if a better offer comes in before committing to the Tonda water-treading project. Said back in December that i thought we’d be in for a goalie, centre back and centre forward on half season loan in January and still think that’s what we will end up with.

Inbreds celebrating like they’ve won a cup final again! At least that’s over with now.

Cunts stealing 5 yards every throw in!

Fuck me, Harwood Bellis first touch of Harold Shipman.

Ref has certainly played his part today. I’m all for letting play flow positively but their cloggers have been constantly fouling our players every fucking passage of play!