Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

I checked this thread 10 mins ago and there's been no confirmation of his signing since? WTF is going on? Adkins out.

Peterborough play Huddersfield soon. Something's gotta give!!

Any more on Brian Howard anyone? What's he going to think of us if we can't even keep his thread on topic?

I've no idea whether I can get PMs so you'd better send me one so I can find out. Thanks.

So it wasn't a no then?

Must be Howard. I believe there's a rule in Saints constitution that says that whilst we're outside of the top flight we must have a player on loan from Reading. He'd be the fourth in recent times after Pearce, Antonio and Bignall wouldn't he? Isn't it nice when a bigger club helps us littl'uns out?

I think the best thing would be to win the game and then make no big deal out if it in the press, on their forums etc. Would show them it's just another game won and that it was no special than beating Yeovil, Swindon et al.

Let's hope he doesn't have to change it RadhiJaidiSentOff after tomorrow!

Tisdale, you're doing us proud!!

Good good!

Signed an everlasting contract. Not possible.

Ivark Golennis. A rather marvellous full-back.

Stuvid Riplee. Combine David Lee and Stuart Ripley and just think what a winger we'd have. No, perhaps not.

Tomum Hajvenport. Centre-halfing perfection.

Jose Fonte: Pardew (just interested to see the reaction...)

Kevin Phillips: Vodafone

Iairry Dowlock. One for the laydeez.

Forbed Phillipson-Masterbates. Purility overload.

Danlennerry Hardcockpaine. Brings tears to your eyes.

Danrodray Wallace. Would've freed up 2 places in our late 80s, early 90s team.

Davgustin Conngado. Physio's nightmare.

Terry Hurlock - wuss. Probably my last words full stop, too.

Neil-Neil Shippuddock. Food (over)eating ability par excellence.

Keithali Dianger - all the skill and goalscoring prowess of Ali Dia and the goal preventing capabilities of Keith Grainger. The uber footballer.

I'm more concerned with our own who continue to embarrass us now to be honest! That said, I'm sure Bridge and Crouch could do a job for us now.