Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Neil-Neil Shippuddock. Food (over)eating ability par excellence.

Keithali Dianger - all the skill and goalscoring prowess of Ali Dia and the goal preventing capabilities of Keith Grainger. The uber footballer.

I'm more concerned with our own who continue to embarrass us now to be honest! That said, I'm sure Bridge and Crouch could do a job for us now.

...when does it close? http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12876_6787690,00.html Given our inability to score last night, and injuries to Forte, Chambo & Guly, maybe a loan move for this fella could help? Particularly as he'd be someone known to Adkins and Preston are looking at loaning him to someone in the division below them? Also, our last loanee from Preston has been doing alright!

Absolutely. Bompey always in a good position with points on the board and us still to go to Dean Court. Playoffs at best for us. And rightly so.

Frankie Bennett was quick. Could be in and out the (revolving) managers faster than most.

How many chances fell to Lambo? That's the problem. Only one genuine outlet for goals. Look at Brighton - Wood, Murray and Barnes all likely to score.

This, although it's my sentence slightly exceeds 30 years.

Good call; 1st time I've seriously wondered whether NA is up to the job. Concerns before, alarm bells ringing now.

Too many overpaid underachievers in the building. Kick them off the bus and make them walk home.

Utter crap. If we manage to fluke promotion this year, major surgery required for the Champ. Poyet saying he'd need 6 or 7 for Brighton to compete in the Champ. 16 or 17 for us. Play offs at best; probably another season in League 1 next year. This is our level now, get used to it.

Trust us to be messing that up!

Come on Hartlepoo, equalise!

More to the point, why hasn't he scored an own goal?? After all we did for him an' all...

Might have to turn off Saints player - Walsall seem to have picked it up since I logged in...

Come on saints!!

Come on Saints - goal's coming. Surely?

Maybe the Arse have recalled Shea because they were expecting him to play and we've just stuck him on the bench?

I hope Olly Lancashire plays as badly against us as he did for us. A win is all that matters: 1-0 or 10-0!

R.I.P. Deano. Such sad news. Great player for us, even if he did get a bit of stick for following Hoddle to Spuds.

His changes today won us the game. Schneiderlin started doing the simple give and gos in midfield and Barnard more of a cutting edge up front. Deserves credit for those.

With everyone else drawing, it was an excellent opportunity to put pressure on others with a win and give ourselves some leeway as we try to utilise our games in hand. Missed opportunity certainly but at least it was a point away at what is one of our longest trips away. Bournemouth are at Daggers, Oldham & Peterborough play each other and 'Udders have the on-form Orient - beat Swindon and we may find we've made up some ground against opponents who have some tricky fixtures...

Where was Forte tonight? Desperately needed to do something different sooner. N'Guessan was MOM at Exeter and gave us something different, so disappointed not to see him introduced at all tonight.

Consistency of performance. They either win well or grind out results. We do a bit of both but throw in a few stinkers too.

Bo lacks.