Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Tisdale, you're doing us proud!!

Good good!

Signed an everlasting contract. Not possible.

Ivark Golennis. A rather marvellous full-back.

Stuvid Riplee. Combine David Lee and Stuart Ripley and just think what a winger we'd have. No, perhaps not.

Tomum Hajvenport. Centre-halfing perfection.

Jose Fonte: Pardew (just interested to see the reaction...)

Kevin Phillips: Vodafone

Iairry Dowlock. One for the laydeez.

Forbed Phillipson-Masterbates. Purility overload.

Danlennerry Hardcockpaine. Brings tears to your eyes.

Danrodray Wallace. Would've freed up 2 places in our late 80s, early 90s team.

Davgustin Conngado. Physio's nightmare.

Terry Hurlock - wuss. Probably my last words full stop, too.

Neil-Neil Shippuddock. Food (over)eating ability par excellence.

Keithali Dianger - all the skill and goalscoring prowess of Ali Dia and the goal preventing capabilities of Keith Grainger. The uber footballer.

I'm more concerned with our own who continue to embarrass us now to be honest! That said, I'm sure Bridge and Crouch could do a job for us now.

...when does it close? http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12876_6787690,00.html Given our inability to score last night, and injuries to Forte, Chambo & Guly, maybe a loan move for this fella could help? Particularly as he'd be someone known to Adkins and Preston are looking at loaning him to someone in the division below them? Also, our last loanee from Preston has been doing alright!

Absolutely. Bompey always in a good position with points on the board and us still to go to Dean Court. Playoffs at best for us. And rightly so.

Frankie Bennett was quick. Could be in and out the (revolving) managers faster than most.

How many chances fell to Lambo? That's the problem. Only one genuine outlet for goals. Look at Brighton - Wood, Murray and Barnes all likely to score.

This, although it's my sentence slightly exceeds 30 years.

Good call; 1st time I've seriously wondered whether NA is up to the job. Concerns before, alarm bells ringing now.

Too many overpaid underachievers in the building. Kick them off the bus and make them walk home.

Utter crap. If we manage to fluke promotion this year, major surgery required for the Champ. Poyet saying he'd need 6 or 7 for Brighton to compete in the Champ. 16 or 17 for us. Play offs at best; probably another season in League 1 next year. This is our level now, get used to it.