Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

If the players can't understand the disappointment of fans who have travelled a long way at large cost, some of whom are lucky to get paid in a year what the players might get paid in a week, having witnessed an insipid uninspired performance from their team, then they are more stupid than I give them credit for.

Bargain bin and given little or no opportunity thus far, to boot.

Or Kevin Keegan and Peter Shilton. Now, the best midfielder we've had, that's a different question...

He can come and sit in the treatment room with Vlaar...

To be fair, he needs to weigh up yesterday's pathetic performance against tonight's and decide whether he'd like to play Europa League or get paid more.

Thank f**k we're a showcase club is what I think. Imagine how bad it could be if we weren't!

Branfoot-esque football with a Branfoot-esque outcome. No invention or ideas. On the basis of this performance, I'd say we need more than just a CB. Massively disappointing end to our short Europa campaign and a real waste of last season's achievement.

Well that was disappointing. #welimpon

It's made me think. How bad must Vitesse have been?

A shot! A shot!

Juanmi given a whole 8 mins to pull a rabbit out of the hat...

Good football and a chance for FCM. Take note Saints...

I bet Juanmi is glad he signed up. Doesn't even get on the pitch when we are screaming for a goal or some invention...

Come on Saints - how about giving those who have paid to go out there something to cheer???

In a funny way, I think you're right. But it'll take a change of shape and ethos.

You'd think someone would've noticed they don't work...

It's not just awful hoofball. We're not actually any good at it either.

Er, we're a bit rubbish.

Fans doing their bit. Shame team aren't!

Goal changes nothing. We still have to score!

Sick at missing out on a signing on fee and higher wages if we block a move?

Twitter noise Big Vic has unfollowed official Saints account. No idea if he was even following it in the first place! How Berahino-esque, if true. Is this the footballer insult of choice toward their club now?

Just to clarify - are these Puncheon-like humorous sh1ts Wanyama has or Chambers-like 'he's off" sh1ts?

It was a typo. Someone will be singing today.

Dante?