Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Good football and a chance for FCM. Take note Saints...

I bet Juanmi is glad he signed up. Doesn't even get on the pitch when we are screaming for a goal or some invention...

Come on Saints - how about giving those who have paid to go out there something to cheer???

In a funny way, I think you're right. But it'll take a change of shape and ethos.

You'd think someone would've noticed they don't work...

It's not just awful hoofball. We're not actually any good at it either.

Er, we're a bit rubbish.

Fans doing their bit. Shame team aren't!

Goal changes nothing. We still have to score!

Sick at missing out on a signing on fee and higher wages if we block a move?

Twitter noise Big Vic has unfollowed official Saints account. No idea if he was even following it in the first place! How Berahino-esque, if true. Is this the footballer insult of choice toward their club now?

Just to clarify - are these Puncheon-like humorous sh1ts Wanyama has or Chambers-like 'he's off" sh1ts?

It was a typo. Someone will be singing today.

Dante?

The report I read says we've been in contact since June so I'm sure we know what they will accept. Hopefully we are happy to pay it or can successfully negotiate a fee we're both happy with. Sounds the perfect acquisition if the Celts forum is believed.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/southampton-win-transfer-race-virgil-6302463 On the main Mirror site now too...

Can only think he doesn't like his new chant. Is it to late to trial a new one tomorrow so he's convinced to stay?

Twitter noise we are signing Vlaar on a 2 year deal. Probably junk but who knows???

Bloody hell. On holiday and WTF? Man Utd after Mane, still no new CB on board, Pelle possibly surplus to requirements and Gaston actually fit. With Pelle so central to our forward play, why would we move him on?

A nicely timed leak from Saints to hurry along the deal for VVD maybe? A 'wel'll go elsewhere manoeuvre' to push Celtic along (although in reality they don't want him to leave)? I wonder whether he could actually be a better option than VVD anyway.

http://gianlucadimarzio.com/en/eng/maksimovic-potential-arrival-at-napoli-could-send-koulibaly-to-southampton/ Koulibaly back as a target? Would add the physical strength lacked at the back on Saturday, if nothing else.

If Fonte goes to Villa maybe we are after both Koulibaly & Van Dijk?

Virgil too much Dijk?

"He wants to be in that Lycra, when Le Tiss goes waltzing in..."

Romeu, Romeu, wherefore art thou Romeu?