Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

To be fair, he needs to weigh up yesterday's pathetic performance against tonight's and decide whether he'd like to play Europa League or get paid more.

Thank f**k we're a showcase club is what I think. Imagine how bad it could be if we weren't!

Branfoot-esque football with a Branfoot-esque outcome. No invention or ideas. On the basis of this performance, I'd say we need more than just a CB. Massively disappointing end to our short Europa campaign and a real waste of last season's achievement.

Well that was disappointing. #welimpon

It's made me think. How bad must Vitesse have been?

A shot! A shot!

Juanmi given a whole 8 mins to pull a rabbit out of the hat...

Good football and a chance for FCM. Take note Saints...

I bet Juanmi is glad he signed up. Doesn't even get on the pitch when we are screaming for a goal or some invention...

Come on Saints - how about giving those who have paid to go out there something to cheer???

In a funny way, I think you're right. But it'll take a change of shape and ethos.

You'd think someone would've noticed they don't work...

It's not just awful hoofball. We're not actually any good at it either.

Er, we're a bit rubbish.

Fans doing their bit. Shame team aren't!

Goal changes nothing. We still have to score!

Sick at missing out on a signing on fee and higher wages if we block a move?

Twitter noise Big Vic has unfollowed official Saints account. No idea if he was even following it in the first place! How Berahino-esque, if true. Is this the footballer insult of choice toward their club now?

Just to clarify - are these Puncheon-like humorous sh1ts Wanyama has or Chambers-like 'he's off" sh1ts?

It was a typo. Someone will be singing today.

Dante?

The report I read says we've been in contact since June so I'm sure we know what they will accept. Hopefully we are happy to pay it or can successfully negotiate a fee we're both happy with. Sounds the perfect acquisition if the Celts forum is believed.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/southampton-win-transfer-race-virgil-6302463 On the main Mirror site now too...

Can only think he doesn't like his new chant. Is it to late to trial a new one tomorrow so he's convinced to stay?

Twitter noise we are signing Vlaar on a 2 year deal. Probably junk but who knows???