Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Deserves a thread. Yes, there was THAT goal but I thought he did well. Kept the shape well at the back and kept Theo quiet too.

Crikey! Never saw that coming but we were awesome. Great shape, superb tactics & finishing at last. Have to say Long may keep Pelle out for a while with pace & movement like that.

Crazy not to have played Cuco before...

I see Morgan remained stuck on the bench as United lose again. I wonder if (pay packet aside) he's having second thoughts about his move, particularly if he continues to miss games and it starts to threaten his Euro 2016 chances.

Sterling

No idea. 'Twas tongue in cheek...

Good to see Bournemouth trying to follow Pompey's successful Premier League business model.

Not sure but I think I read Sunderland were interested in taking him on in January. Could release him and bring in Chambers, I guess. Would be good if he comes in at right back & only covers at centre half.

Looks a talent. Hope we take a punt on him as we could really do with a pacy, strong, athletic centre forward. Looks like he can finish too.

I wonder what he asked them: "Will he be happy to sit on the bench while Victor flounces around midfield ineffectively?"

Can't see why he'd want to join a side lower down the table. Always wanted to say that about Chelsea...

Cr*p. Can't go now, thanks Sky.

The links with Solly March will die down now as he's been ruled out for the season with a knee injury. More of a winger than a striker so maybe not one Ronald was thinking of as a striker.

Unlike some others who come to SMS to contain and hit us in the break, Spurs will attack & may actually give us a chance to get a win. Either that or they'll batter us.

With his brother Graham as his assistant?

Doubt he'll be here next season. You know it's gone badly if you're Yoshida's cover at right back.

Sometimes, at home, I wish we'd stick Tadic wide left, Mane wide right, two defensive centre mids & Pellè with Long (or Juanmi) up front & just have a f**king go. It's working for Leicester at the moment but I guess it doesn't fit in with the current 4-3-3 (or however it's dressed up) philosophy of the club. Me, as a pragmatist, I'd just do whatever best gets us a result.

Sometimes, at home, I wish we'd stick Tadic wide left, Mane wide right, two defensive centre mids & Pellè with Long (or Juanmi) up front & just have a f**king go. It's working for Leicester at the moment but I guess it doesn't fit in with the current 4-3-3 philosophy of the club. Me, as a pragmatist, I'd just do whatever best gets us a result.

His head has probably been turned at England get togethers by Targett & JWP. Bloody internationals.

I'm sure it's been mentioned earlier on but we need to respect our heritage & give Dennis Rofe the job. He could also collect in the bib & cones to allow Sammy Lee to concentrate on shouting.

Might get a bit more of an opportunity with Jay Rod potentially needing an operation. He is lightweight but he needs to knuckle down and make the most of any chances he does get.

Well VvD thinks Jordy can be as good as Morgan... http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/southampton-star-jordy-clasie-can-6844150

VvD thinking he will be ok for Stoke... http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/southampton-star-jordy-clasie-can-6844150

God we were tinpot under Lowe, training in a portakabin...

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