Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Sometimes, at home, I wish we'd stick Tadic wide left, Mane wide right, two defensive centre mids & Pellè with Long (or Juanmi) up front & just have a f**king go. It's working for Leicester at the moment but I guess it doesn't fit in with the current 4-3-3 (or however it's dressed up) philosophy of the club. Me, as a pragmatist, I'd just do whatever best gets us a result.

Sometimes, at home, I wish we'd stick Tadic wide left, Mane wide right, two defensive centre mids & Pellè with Long (or Juanmi) up front & just have a f**king go. It's working for Leicester at the moment but I guess it doesn't fit in with the current 4-3-3 philosophy of the club. Me, as a pragmatist, I'd just do whatever best gets us a result.

His head has probably been turned at England get togethers by Targett & JWP. Bloody internationals.

I'm sure it's been mentioned earlier on but we need to respect our heritage & give Dennis Rofe the job. He could also collect in the bib & cones to allow Sammy Lee to concentrate on shouting.

Might get a bit more of an opportunity with Jay Rod potentially needing an operation. He is lightweight but he needs to knuckle down and make the most of any chances he does get.

Well VvD thinks Jordy can be as good as Morgan... http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/southampton-star-jordy-clasie-can-6844150

VvD thinking he will be ok for Stoke... http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/southampton-star-jordy-clasie-can-6844150

God we were tinpot under Lowe, training in a portakabin...

From the Beeb: Not good news?

Scored a goal too so hopefully he'll be fine for next Saturday.

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/20151027-gaston-ramirez-pre-southampton-aston-villa-cup-2768644.aspx The right attitude but has to be matched by the right application now. If Gaston's aim is genuinely to stay, fight & win a place in the team then good luck to him, i say. Can only be beneficial for us.

Won't be long before Arsenal will be making a complaint against Saints, under the Trade Descriptions Act, as they thought they were buying a top flight defender when they bought Chambers...

Really starting to like this guy. Good going forward, decent in defence - one excellent block yesterday in particular - and willing to put himself on the line, especially with that head wound at the moment. Think we may have traded up on Clyne.

These would be my personal favourites on this subject...

Oh, Mourinho! First thought from the title was Fonte! I wondered what he'd done. As for Jose M., it'll all just add to his sense of persecution and injustice.

I think when Pellè shoots sometimes the shots are horrendous because he looks to strike the ball hard all the time. Rarely does he use finesse when shooting &, unless he catches it perfectly, it can look bad. Not got a problem with this because if he does strike it well, it causes problems for a keeper.

He's a sly one that Louis. I wonder what Coleen will think?

Send the image to Crimewatch, looks like he must've done something...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/celtic-write-fans-reminding-wash-6451792 Have Fraser, Big Vic and Virgil run screaming away from Glasgow due to smelly fans???

Is that a quote from Gazza when an opponent shoots? Sorry...

Or maybe 2 centre backs with Maya in one of the full back positions?

After seeing those images of Ronald and Erwin in drag, this could be anything...

The cack box?

Excellent, thanks. Will I still need to F5 until 6pm or is that us done now?

Could do with a K,Billy or Guan pre-official announcement post to wrap this one up nicely. Chaps?