Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Great plan. Maybe QPR will be daft enough to swap him for Charlie Austin. If only 'Arry was still there. Triffic.

Frank Lampard. Always scores loads against us. Too old now but age wasn't a restriction in the spec.

Too right. The grass isn't always greener. Trouble is, those words often fall on deaf egos...

I just hope it's Austin and Okaka (if we are after the latter) and not Austin or Okaka...

Excellent. The new Mikael Nilssson. Just call me #quickslag. Oh...

Berahino?

Tsk. Boo hiss boo. Take him off the banner before he even gets on there. To look at it another way, Fonte is going to be 32 in December and maybe his concern is as much about us bringing in a younger challenger for his position and he's looking to maximise his earnings in the years he has left as a top pro, if the opportunity arises.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32964791 Wonder if Liverpool will still be interested in Clyne if Rodgers is no longer in charge?

He's got his knockers...

Is your mate also Nathaniel Clyne? Does he know what's happening there?

Hope it won't be a part-ex with Glen Johnson...

So, when Clyne said he didn't need to be at a top 4 club to fulfil his England ambitions, it was because he fancies a move to Europa League Liverpool?

Excellent work there, Pastor, if I may say. To contradict this comment, MLG now needs to highlight a time when he WAS caught out...

Carlsberg don't do transfers but if they did...

It's a Tom28 vs K,Billy face off. Unless things have changed since last week?

Wilshere winning is classic British football. Man kicks football really hard beats technical goal where man flicks it up and overhead kicking it in.

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Vardy has done ok for Leicester in recent weeks but his key attribute does seem to be he runs around a lot. Doesn't exactly give much credence to the notion we are making a comeback as a football power, does it? Still, if he's all we have to turn to, good luck to the fella.

Why would Arsenal loan a player to a direct rival for 4th place?

This is on the main transfer thread. Is it K,Billy hinting that we're getting Stekelenburg?

The players probably realise with their continual 'get out of jail card' (Gerrard) leaving, they might actually have to perform to a proper standard; one they're probably not capable of. Nice to see Rodgers getting a taste of his own medicine. I hope more of the ones they want to keep follow Sterlng and Gerrard out too.

That look on your face when you've only just realised you've been mugged for £20 million... (check out Rodgers' face behind)

Which I'm guessing, given your record with Saints related transfers, all but means he will be with us next season?

Great, Stoke's kit from 13-14. Can't see that took Adidas long to design. Looks ok, I s'pose.