SambaMaverick

How is it a positive? He's a spineless, gutless cunt - and he's also a lazy, shit defender.

I really hope we can ship as much of this squad as possible.

Bella kotchap you lazy good for nothing cunt

Lascelles is not PL standard imo. Would be a good signing, but the fact that he is captain of Newcastle isn't likely to have a bearing. Are we forgetting that they were relegation fodder just a couple of years ago?

Would be interested to see JWPs heat map for today. Hes been completely bypassed on everything, defending and attacking.

You fucking clueless cunt Selles

Get in forest

Deflected

Yeah agreed, but I'm more looking to the inevitable clear out this summer and then how we go out and replace those leaving. If we sell half of the side but replace them with Under-21s who are inevitably lower quality because of the league we're in - then it's curtains.

If we continue this youth model bollocks next season, we are truly fucked. Under-21's are more susceptible to injury, less likely to shoulder responsibility (Lavia aside), more prone to errors, etc etc. It's bad enough in the Premier League, but it's even more of a problem in the Championship where teams will kick you up and down the pitch week in, week out. We need to do a complete 180.

It's an overused trope, but I'd play the fucking kids. I'd also play AMN for 90 minutes each game to force the lazy cunt to do some running.

Shit hairline Spanish tapas waiter cunt

I don't want to see any of these players next season. I'd snap your hand off for mid table next season if they're all gone.

What???

Watching this is like waiting at the gallows

They look shaky as fuck at the back

If he doesn't want to stay then that gives the other team leverage, plus foreign sides have got a lot less financial clout than PL sides.

Can see him going to Italy or the like for around what we paid for him. Hopefully I'm wrong because he looks a really good player.

Just a side note that he earns £35,000-a-week on his deal at Arsenal. I thought it would be more, but that doesn't make me any more happy about us potentially getting him permanently.

This exodus isn't necessarily the end of the world, but the worry is that we will have Rasmus choosing their replacements.

Can't we just load Che up with horse placenta or whatever Man City do in their shady Barcelona clinic?

No thanks, Bree and Tino should be enough to go on in the Championship and he's pony in CM

I never want to see him again and that includes in the Championship

Yeah just chuck it in against Forest and Bournemouth. We've done it against every other side so why stop now...

To drag one of Everton or Leicester down with us would be enough to raise a smile even out of this miserable fuck after the season we've had.