Weston Super Saint

Not sure that April fool's works these days with so much instant communication. The best one I remember was in the 90's - pre internet and mobile phones!. The local radio was reporting that a container ship had lost some containers going along the Solent and money and gold bars (that should have been the giveaway) had washed up on the beach in Portsmouth. Caused gridlock on the septic isle for a good few hours!!

That's unfair. He's proven his point game in, game out. Not his fault that the point is he's fucking shit at scoring.

Sexist, racist, dumb, thick, ugly etc etc.

Some.

Source?

Phew! There was me thinking it would be a massive task. Sounds so simple.

True. I suppose "oh Gavin Bazunu" also makes him better at saving shots.

It's crazy notions like that, that keep Adams in the team. He was good once, so will definitely be good again.

Swansea was supposed to be building a tidal lake to give power on demand. Tides are always moving, either coming in or going out, so there is always tidal movement to be harnessed....

I'm really not sure singing is the root cause of our inability to score more than one and then switch off.

Too many sad fucks on this thread. Get behind RM FFS.

Let's hope it's fucking binding so we don't get saddled with him any longer. Would be saintsy to offer him a new contract.

Unless Leeds go up automatically and Leicester win the play offs. That would leave us missing out....

Wouldn't that now be "Christophe" the frog?

All I could think was, Christ I bet that tunnel stinks of piss.

Computers

You know we have 10 games left though, right? Which means in this scenario we could end up with 109 points, not 103.

I imagine they'll be over the moon.

Schultz

I guess that's why they keep breaking down?

You could have just replied with a 'yes'.

Fuck all.

An enigmatic post. I'm assuming you posted it because you agree with every word mad George has to say?

Any clarification of what type of "grass" - maybe that would explain the low expectations?

Oh come on, who hasn't?