Weston Super Saint

That's just daft. Until today he hadn't achieved anything. That criticism hasn't suddenly gone up in flames! He's now achieved what the club said needed to be achieved. Job done. Next goal will be survival.

Well done Russ. Bare minimum achieved for the season.

So many different names these days, it's hard to keep up. Much simpler when Zammo chased the dragon.

Just say 'no', kids.

Could the club have decided to send e-tickets - I believe Leeds have done that?

1 down, 2 to go for Pogi - or will he just do TdF, world champs and Olympics?

Yep. I had a memory that he was sacked, obviously it was wrong.

They let him go

Fair play to him! An opportunity to wind the Welsh up should never be overlooked!

They got rid of the manager that got them promoted from League 1 at Christmas, so 'giving managers time' doesn't seem to be in their playbook.

When we come down we have shit loads more money again?

So not win or lose at all then, just lose in this scenario. Thanks, Positive Pete.

Things can only get wetter?

You're welcome - invoice is in the post

That's the Scouser in him!

@Farmer Saint....

The ICJ has ordered Israel to cease its military offensive in the Rafah governate. In other, completely unenforceable rulings, they've also demanded the immediate and unconditional release of all the hostages. I can't see either of those being complied with.

They didn't bother to get any shirts printed with his name on them and the shop staff are too busy to bother now with just one game to go.

What's that, £160k extra revenue from memberships sold? Very generous Leeds fans.

With the constant coverage and reporting of the inquiry, we might be reaching the point where any trials won't be able to happen. Will there be anyone left that can be impartial?

She also said there were no bugs with Horizon. For years!

Although as CEO the buck stops with her. Yes, other people are culpable of hiding shit from her, but that doesn't excuse her from finding out what was going on, asking questions and not blindly accepting the answers. I bet those working for her couldn't believe their luck! "Paula's asking some tricky questions again, let's fob her off with some more bollocks and she'll wind her neck in. Your expense account or mine for lunch today - although goat is off the menu as I hear the little fucker has escaped. Again".

Yep, today should be a little more rowdy! Jason Beer is methodical and picks away at all the loose strands, I think it might be one of the postmaster's barristers that is more enigmatic and asks far more direct (and uncomfortable) questions. I think it's Emma Price who is very good at laying simple but very effective 'traps' using the witnesses own evidence to catch them out.

I think you got a "special" one. Was the writing larger than you expected?

Good heavens no - at least not if that manager was Nathan fucking Jones, he only took care of the good things, the shit ones were everyone else's fault!