Weston Super Saint

What do you farm - it's a prerequisite of joining that this is declared.

Not invited.

FFS! Shoehorn Stephens in again

To be fair, that video just shows the special guests - suewhistle, MLG, Always and a rare appearance from Baj.

What a night!

So he's basically just retiring but costing the tax payer thousands to do so. More responsible government.

This is just frustrating. I thought you were an avid J league fan.

The first rule of CoT is never....

Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves. You don't know what you're getting yet...

Your choice to live in a PO postcode

Tag comes off in a couple of days so there should be no restrictions this time - unless I bump into that Always idiot again, then who knows?

Scully, is that you?

When you know, you know

Was that teacher a Welsh guy by any chance?

It will be hugely valuable at the CoT wrap party on Feb 1st.

Do they really identify as their "religion" before they identify as humans / people? If so, no wonder the region is so fucked.

Anagram of "slams shut" That's all I can say.

Save up for two black bin bags and two bricks. Once the cats have outlived their useful lives - should be by about Easter if they are currently 'young' - use the above

He's the new (but definitely not better), Always

How have they changed? The goal is still the same and the striker has to get the round thing in it. It doesn't seem that different to 1920.

I have a nasty feeling this might be our banana skin. We were ineffective against Norwich when they had 8 outfield players in their box and just couldn't create anything. If Walsall employ the same tactic we might have the same issue and then, in true saints fashion, be caught on the break and concede a soft goal.

Nah. Everyone hates the French.

Where has this talk of FFP come from? How much did we rake in during the summer transfer window (pretty sure we're still the net spend champions), plus parachute payments etc.

I have it on good authority that you were considered to be "just too French"....

Every time I see him, I genuinely refuse to believe he is 16.