Weston Super Saint

Apparently Russia had a 'test firing' of one of their ICBMs yesterday - just before Putin announced he was taking his ball and going home and not playing with the nuclear treaties anymore. Would you believe that the rocket failed to launch. All fear the mighty Russian bear

Don't worry, she was presenting not winning.

To prove their point, they used Twitter posts from Terri White and Nadine White to complete the whitewashing.

Nah. We just save the special posts for when we know you are looking

Is @hotsaint the one who couldn't remember how long they've lived in Luton?

It means 'pass the tissues' to spotty teenagers in bedrooms and geeks who rely on spreadsheets too much.

Christ on a bike! If that can happen to one of the fittest people on the planet, then what chance do us mere mortals have?

Pattern

No end to his talents! Had a cameo appearance on Saturday and then wins the tennis on Sunday, bloody legend! https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/64700048

Not really. I imagine RS has got some nice bonuses for winning and an uptick in salary for taking on the top job. Interviewing others doesn't necessarily lead to hiring them, just look at Jesse! It also gives the club a much stronger hand for negotiating if the caretaker is going great guns as we can always walk away from a bad deal and let RS loose...

He still posts his bollocks, just uses a different login.

I thought he was very consistent - gave a free kick to Chelsea every time we went near them.

Who needs a Shane long injury to get a gel on board when we've got Mara's acrobatics 😎

Steady on!!

right up until he picked Janny fucking B and Moi

I guess we can figure out which players think the new boss is great

I see the piss smelling cunt with a bell has been b-anned for the THIRD time this season. Even the dirty skates don't want him.

Therefore you've completely dismissed the possibility that he might be OK - surely he can't be worse than the last clown.

Borriersaint only gets upset if he considers that you use the Nationality as a negative and therefore are being Xenophobic. Calling him a Welsh Wonder is using his nationality in a positive sense, so not even that complete fucktard could get upset by that term.

She is, yes. Yours??

No. It's already been determined that it will be a 'fired' manager bounce. Possibly even a 'double bounce' with a potential 'dodged a bullet' manager bounce added in.

So has Beryl the tea lady, never forget that.

Would also be the saintsy way to spunk £millions on the Welsh Wonder only to discover we had the man we needed all along

The only way that team could possibly be improved is if you sort them alphabetically, starting with A. Armstrong between the sticks.

Seems to be working a treat this morning!!