Weston Super Saint

Who you trying to kid. You're free everyday

A father buys his kids tickets to the football for Xmas, but instead of getting Saints tickets that they wanted, he gets Pompey instead. The father is put down. Moral of the story, not all football teams (managers) are equal.

Hhmmm. So you're saying you're not interested in masturbating a pussy eh?

When will the online store be getting more stock - there is still nothing in the souvenirs and gifts section.

Why don't we have tampon dispensers in the men's toilets?

Somebody needs to raise the issue of the rust around the top of the stadium. This is a most pressing concern.

Apparently, it's possible to be proud of a good cat-wanking session...

Seriously? We are MuCh HarDer To BEat Now aND moRE aGgreSSiVe! Nathan has told us that repeatedly - well, apart from the times when we've not been aggressive, but meh, minor details.

Quite right to! Especially if you've spent 18 months doing extensive research into your next manager, you'd like to think you've dotted all the i's and crossed all the t's, including the terms in the contract you issue.

If they put no clauses in the contract to address this when they hired him, surely that answers the question why they are cretins?

You have to hand it to him though. Managers brought in = 1 Managers brought in that are shit = 1 xSM (shit managers) = 1 Best in fucking Europe those stats.

Are you Janny B 🥸

Fighting with employees (as rumoured) on the other hand...

I imagine he'll most certainly be 'aggressive'.

So our coaches aren't up to scratch?

Soon to be taking the crown of 'Best in Europe'.

Didn't we have that the last time we sacked a manager?

The loss of control is incredible. In the France Italy egg chasing yesterday, there was one incident with a player trying to kick off. The ref looked at him and said "there's no need for your shouting, decision made, move on" and everyone did. No mobbing, no crying like spoilt little kids.

They're still on the Jones Out thread where people have quoted him/her.....

It'll be someone called 'Jones'. Then this whole saga can be blamed on some kind of clerical error with one of the typists being offered up for sacrifice as we get a muffled apology about mistaken identities. But don't worry, this is the correct Jones that we've been tracking diligently for 18 months!

Nope. But we've finally got some hope

Hit the legs no doubt...

I'm guessing DCC threw the first punch...

Don't think sheep are pets are they?

As soon as I find my quill....