Weston Super Saint

Apparently DCC played today because he's been missing games and corporal fucking Jones doesn't want him to lose his rhythm. He seems to have forgotten that he picked the team that led to DCC missing the game in the first place. Clueless.

Thanks for the cheque.

But, but, but... He's still learning. He needs to be given time!

Baz is being used for shooting practice with Che - it's one of the reasons why Che always shoots directly at the 'keeper as they usually go in in practice sessions.

Taskmaster - not your traditional 'sit com' but still provides some proper laugh out loud moments.

Gravity

Because.

Exactly! It was harder for him to stay in the way and have the ball hit him and bounce off harmlessly, yet somehow, he STILL manages to make himself smaller than a mouse to let the ball past him. Credit where it's due though, he did throw a leg out once the ball had gone past to at least make it look like he was trying - it's one of the things we do now that makes us difficult to score against

It's a broke and penniless list! Whilst I accept the system is broken, earning £400,000 per month just by rubber stamping applications for pre pay meters means their place on the 'broke' list isn't possible.

Pedant alert, but a 6 foot goalkeeper will be more than 6 foot when 'spread out' as they will be six foot plus the length of their arms

Nah, that's in the gym. Although the yoga mat is just in front so the view is usually a lot better than the garage door 😜

Snap 😳

Just under 23 for me

Alas

Is the answer the short one, like him?

That's our main problem. When it comes to finding someone to blame for the soft goals we let in, we have an embarrasment of riches 😐

Where is everyone getting these old ducks from? Rule 1?

Rest assured, I'm not claiming that those things aren't also 'broken', merely pointing out their lack of cash, hence my inclusion of a question regarding where our taxes have been spent....

Quite right too. It's not been the same since they replaced typewriters.

My original list of things that are "broke" referred to them being "broke" due to the fact they have no money to negotiate over pay - otherwise I would have put "broken".….

Not sure why the court system was added to the list of things in the country that are stoney broke if that's the case. Sounds like they're rolling in Wonga!

Bednarek turned his back on the player as he shot (arguably he was also in Bazunu's LoS). I can remember being shouted at from about the age of 8 not to turn my back on players and I'm pretty sure everyone else was too....

Bazunu?

Meanwhile.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-57764601 In order to combat the massive levels of inflation, largely driven by the artificially high cost of energy reaping the benefits for so few, the rest of the country are being raided once more by the BoE! Need money to pay for critical infrastructure in the country but the Government are shit scared of taxing a company that has made it's highest profits since it was incorporated! Sounds about right.

Fingers crossed, eh! Something needs to change so might as well be this.