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You bloody well won't. You'll have Jones and be fucking grateful for it, peasant. (copyright, Rasmus A, Feb 2023).

Nope. They're saying he's 'on the brink' of being sacked. It's a big fucking brink though as he's been there for over a month now!

No way he'd make up stats, I'm not having that!

No idea I'm afraid. Nobody actually knows what Jonesball is, not even Jones himself by the look of things.

He said in the presser we had 17 shots in total. 2 of those on target, so it's unlikely.....

He needs to start listening to betting ads - know your fucking limits.

Why? I don't get all this bullshit about his mental health, if HE doesn't think he is up to the job then he can easily walk. He doesn't walk, so clearly he thinks he's 'the man'. He gets what he deserves.

For 27 minutes we were a really aggressive, front footed team

He's blaming them going down to 10 men for us losing

Lol. Like our board have EVER acted that quickly. I bet they haven't even finished the spreadsheet yet.

Yes

Ooopppsss

This aged well.

There's only ONE good thing about that team sheet - it's reminded me I have a lovely wedge of Brie waiting for me for lunch

And didn't even get in the Wales team!

How? He hasn't played any matches (except 45 mins in the B team).

Isn't it his job, with all the players available to make it perfect?

I can't publish them I'm afraid as it tends to upset people when they see how big the numbers are. Just one point of order though, it needs to be written as xA+Ff

I think you're underestimating front footedness. Aggression is one thing, but it's nowhere near potent enough unless combined with front footedness.

Indeed it is. He wasn't.

It's only 8 miles away, pop down and ask them

As ever, it's the hope that kills

May seem excessive but it's the right thing to do.

I suspect you may well have missed the bit about Rasmus liking his managers to have failed in the past - apparently they come back stronger. Same philosophy for his football teams. By failing, we win, simples.

We've never been good enough for Google. We've been relegated to bing.