Weston Super Saint

Day out in LA?

Pub did well out of you this afternoon

Is the baby a girl - if so, I imagine they will want to change that....

Costs more to put more reverse gears in?

Bournemouth probably told them whilst carrying out their "scouting" on twitter...

Not sure he knows how lucky he is just yet....

Aren't we all?

Hall

Still 5 days to go, so maybe some of those states lagging behind can get themselves on the board?

Wouldn't matter, it was a podcast. Soggy was only in charge of the typing pool.

Above

Just to be clear, he's BETTER than Messi, right?

More susceptible than older players like Ings?

Sadly, our VAR was more obvious than theirs. We may have had shots on target, but you can't count Che's as he only ever hits the keeper so by default that counts as 'on target'.

They're just making sure they're ready 😉

Sorry, you can't use "Adams missed a couple of good chances" as an excuse. Adams always misses a couple of good chances, it's basically his M.O.

Newcastle missed two absolute sitters and had a pretty dodgy VAR decision go against them. The score line could very easily have been 5 or 6 nil.

The window doesn't close! Please always use the correct phrase 'SLAMS SHUT'.

Uh-oh, now you've gone and done it - he'll be here in a minute with a gif....

Or 'cervical screening here today'.

Emu

Some bloke called Gianni B?

Janny don't be quite so shit is probably the best we can hope for.

Apart from the fact that 'staying at Southampton' triggered mental health issues. Coming back is obviously going to make that so much better Edit - seen your edit and understand you were being as sarcastic as me 😉

I know I am, over the moon