Weston Super Saint

Back to trolling most likely.

Just to recap. Education - broke Healthcare - broke Armed forces - broke Trains - broke Buses - broke Airports - broke Road maintenance - broke Civil service - broke Hope I haven't missed anything, but apart from piss ups at number 10 and unused PPE, what exactly has our taxes been spent on?

I'm guessing it wasn't very long.

Yet....

Flag displays

I'd be over the moon with his chippiness if he could back it up with results. So far, it's just been noise. #3from18

Teapot

Because he's Welsh. If he was Irish it would be fine, probably even encouraged.

Enormous salary?

Did Ralph?

I'm not convinced you do "get" the disappointment with the results. The table doesn't lie. 3 points from 18 doesn't really lend itself to positives...

A good job? Have you forgotten his train crash as the chancellor?

I've heard they pulled out of the fight as they thought he should have cost an awful lot more, but Luton stuck to their guns and refused to budge on price.

That'll keep us warm on a cold Tuesday night in Plymouth or Stoke!

Maybe the answer is more pile ons if he has a need to justify himself over and over, will give him something to rail against. Not convinced by the 'nasty fucker' act so far, we may well be slightly harder to beat, but it hasn't stopped everyone except Everton doing so in the league since he took over.

Isn't that just a default position based on how many minutes he's been given?

Or the instructions are shit?

I wonder (but I bet he doesn't) if he does this during training sessions / matches?

He's Welsh. It's the default position to assume the world is against them.

Probably not much to do in prison except create some sort of weird fantasy and see if people fall for it.

Make sure you get on of these and you'll be fine.

True. Some have 'send back' in January clauses in them - hi Janny B 👋

What a novelty it would be if they actually told us what the 'plan' is, rather than this bullshit line they trot out when everyone can see things are going to ratshit. I guess they don't want to publish the 'elastic' plan so no-one can judge whether it's been achieved or not amd they can keep shifting the goal posts to keep fooling themselves 🤷‍♀️

Whoop. Statistics out of context. Does twitter (or wherever that info came from), state whether those occurences are inside or outside of what would happen to normal people at any time? It could just as well have said "people who wear odd socks have Myocarditis and Pericarditis" for all the good that standalone statement does.

Maybe someone could make this into a poster and put it in the dark room (is it still called a black box?), where the spotty teenagers wank themselves silly over spreadsheets and xG. Like a motivational memo from the '80s, who knows, it might work....