Weston Super Saint

Yes. But we had to use a plane to tow it. Skates are on a different level with this one.

Of course he did. That way he doesn't admit that it's the same player we finally got rid of. Easier to fool your own mind if you call him something different.

But sadly, all we'll get is back to reality.

Fair play though, managing to get that printed on the clouds is a top effort.

Police

Wallpaper for number 10?

Would you rather have 3 changes at the same time or stick with Ralph's reluctance to make a sub at all?

Sexual

Ralph begs to differ.

Shouldn't those have been SR's words when we were considering signing Jones?

I can't make my mind up whether it's all the noobs in the gym in January, getting in the way and clearly not knowing what they are doing, or the fact that I know they won't be there in Feb / March that annoys me the most.

So they should have been playing from the start?

dinner

SR - please, please, please, don't bother to buy any more players. There really doesn't seem any point in spending millions and millions of pounds on new players if we are just going to continue playing the same old shit players.

Could be a complete stab in the dark, but maybe it's because he is Welsh?

Let the good times roll 🤷‍♂️

When you're a high performer, you just know

I'd settle for someone with the tactical nous and ability to recognise that when Che is one on one with the keeper inside the box, they should be running faster than a fucking gazelle being chased across the plains to tap in the inevitable rebound off the keeper's legs. Should be worth 8-10 goals a season....

I can take it or leave it and it's been like that for about 15 years now. I don't class myself as tea total as I usually have 3 or 4 'benders' every year (the worst kind of drinking, but meh!). We don't drink at home and even when we go out for a meal we will rarely have anything other than soft drinks. The benefits of not drinking far outweigh the temporary 'high' of getting pissed and the hangovers tend to take two days to recover from these days!

Seriously? Are you really struggling with the fact that people who 'influence' (verb) other people are called 'influencers' (noun), even after The Cat has given you the historical examples you asked for? Thick cunt.

Yet you're the one claiming that people influencing others is different to people being influenced by others.

? How are people who influence people not the same as the current crop of people influencing other people? The only difference is the media they use to do the influencing and the increased availability of said media.

Rolf Harris?

xG / stats / football manager ratings. 'Tis the way forward

Only one phrase came to mind reading that.... "When the seagulls follow the trawler it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"....