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Really? During Gao's ownership the expectation was 7th to 12th? Are you sure you aren't missing a 'one' and it was really 17th to 12th?

Spontaneous fuel eruption or faulty wiring? (apparently not a missile but 'could' have been attacked from below)....

Define 'failure'. If Ralph was set a target by the board / owners of Premier League survival each year, why would he 'know deep down he had failed'? Surely he's achieved his target?

More likely the double figure manager.

I've heard people claiming they had a day off to sort out their mental health. A day! What the fuck! Mental health isn't sorted in a day. You're just a lazy cunt jumping on a band wagon thinking no-one will confront you because you've badged it up as mental health.

You must have missed their renditions of 'swing Lowe'...

It really is a turgid expression. Maybe tomorrow I'll stay home and lie on the sofa all day. I'll tell my boss I'm too busy 'working on my physical health' to go to work.

Could be one of the back room staff coveting the 'top job'....

Lol. The Russians are shitting themselves! Some takeaway quotes : I'm guessing those consequences are that Russia will lose! Wait, what? Conflict? I thought it was a 'special military operation'. Very true. But I guess it's the 'Russian' ones that the Ambassador is most concerned about!

I can

Cheese. Cheese will save us. So much growth potential in cheese. Cheese can even 'grow' it's own bacteria, that's got to count as growth right? Nurse, nurse! I watched about 30 seconds of the speech, no idea what she was talking about, but she was looking off to her right quite nervously as if she didn't believe what she was talking about and was looking for re-assurance.

Manji has been very quiet recently. What's happened to his sources from the Pentagon?

Capitulation

It's coz we iz a bigger club innit.

I'm assuming she earned herself some shares during her time with Shell and is doing everything she can to protect them

The mighty Russian army would run away?

So he's young and inexperienced, but is he hungry?

I don't suppose there's any chance you live in Moscow and your neighbour is Mr V Putin is there?

Is that not a little disingenuous given that it only shows the maximum tax rate (in some cases that includes the 'employers' rate as well as 'employees'). You could compare that to the UK whereby : Source

Have they checked it was actually him and not some other black guy with a suit and tie? Maybe ask the Mirror for confirmation?

Are you certain it was Kwarteng that announced it?

Suddenly?

It will be if it's Benitez - sacked by Everton FFS!

Don't we already have a South coast team planning world domination from the lower leagues? Not sure there's room for a second.