Weston Super Saint

Sure. The same club that allows us to fuck about with the ball in our own penalty area is definitely going to be concerned by that.

Sadly, I'm used to it. Don't believe in it, but certainly used to us doing the same thing week in, week out like nutters.

Right here, right now, I don't believe in Plan A!

In their scripted post signing media clips?

Let's not get too carried away! We do't know what season 3 is going to deliver yet!

Nice to see his media training has paid off.

It also means that the 'new guys' won't have had enough time to learn 'the system', which, right now, looks like a fucking good thing!

I reckon Nathan in a Russell v Nathan match up. Fittest bloke in Europe is definitely coming out on top. When will tickets be on sale?

Absolutely dominant form. Nice one.

One ticket needed for Wembley. Willing to swap one doctor's appointment for it.

Not ridiculous for Ivan. Apparently he's had to buy another two wheelbarrows to cope with the monthly cash flow.

I'm sure they'll be b-anning smoking in the HoC before they consider anywhere else though, won't they?

What about the 'Utah Saints, U, U, U, Utah Saints'?

There's nothing standard about a footballer commuting "home" for the weekend - a time when, traditionally, they are busy...

So just save the money then?

The question is, will his handful of goals make up for all the lost opportunities when the ball is recycled over and over with zero threat?

We have enough midfield ball recyclers. No need for another one.

Good grief! That's very poor. That's an average of roughly a pass a minute, which is just not acceptable. No way we're getting the most passes in a match record with that pedestrian pace. He needs to hoist his britches if he wants a first team spot.

Apparently, despite the booking being a "contract", if it was booked online there is a limited opportunity for the hotel to claim there was a 'technical error', so they can legally get away with it. Morally ambiguous though.

You won't be saying that if we manage to get a decent tune out of him.

He would be able to trumpet his abilities in that scenario.

He said he played football, not fucking netball.

Calm down! Just a couple more weeks!

I hope we go with the innovative 'U' shape formation. Even those not picked regularly need to learn this fascinating new system. Anything less than 78% possession will be as good as a loss for me.

Autumn is just round the corner, I guess he has more important things to worry about.