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One question that doesn't appear to have been raised... Why the fuck were the Russians allowed to compete in the first place, I thought they were banned from all sports, for, you know, invading their neighbours. If they weren't allowed to play in the first place, looks like none of this would have kicked off...

If only they'd stuck with the Bibby Stockholm. Mongs turn up for a fight, float out to sea a little, mongs give up and go home. Problem solved.

As I read that, I thought you were going to end with "no-one even noticed the damage that was caused".

To be fair, someone should look into Julian Alfred. Two male names for a start and looks like a bloke as well. The clues are all there.

It'll be Stephens in the middle, no room for him in defence now and he's got to play somewhere. 15 goals I'm predicting.

He already does see it that way. AM is the backup to Baz. Get used to it, once Baz is fixed he'll be pre-populated on the team sheet again.

Welsh?

Chapeau Remco!

Maybe an amalgamation of both. Let's go with a "broke"???

Refugees, by their very nature, tend not to have any passport do they?

Have the US designed their athletics kit to deliberately screw up the TV picture? Pinstripes FFS.

According to my education - A in GCSE biology - combined with having seen Crocodile Dundee, I can formally state : Tits and a fanny = a woman Cock and balls = a man That is the definition that everyone can get behind.

Boss came in and shouted?

Hasn't put Bear Grylls off...

No need. I've tested it, it doesn't work. What I found was very effective though : Visit you local farm and get a good wheelbarrow full of cow slurry and horseshit. When you get home put all this in the bath, add some hot water, soak the shirt for a good 90 minutes until the water is cold. Then wear the shirt to town (Pompey would be good if you can get there). That little sucker will fall right off.

A Now the next question... P.s. no such thing as an A* in my day. Although not sure that qualifies me for anything other than naming the parts of an onion skin seen through a microscope.

Meh. Out of date already!

Absolutely not. I'd have to wait for ALL the facts and a FULL and thorough report first.

If the bissy is correct, then it's definitely an immigration problem as he claims he was born in Cardiff

Exactly this. UK PLC cannot function without immigration.

How Muslim or not Rwanda is, is completely irrelevant. The person in question lived in England. There would have been plenty of access to any number of religions / sects / cults etc.

In the absence of any concrete evidence one way or the other, there will always be speculation. There are obviously a lot of ifs, buts and maybes, however, the killings could have been carried out by someone who has been radicalised. It's not a massive leap to accept that that is something that 'could' have happened. Equally it could have been carried out by an absolute loon hearing voices. What is certain is that normal, sane, reasonably intelligent people don't go and kill kids in a dance class with a knife, so searching for a 'reason' behind the killing shouldn't come as a shock to anyone.

Does it no instruct to kill all infadels - I'm not saying that 9 year old girls are infadels, but it's not my interpretation of who is what that is in question.

And the age of 'adulthood'? I assume you missed that word.

Is it not different as she was over 18 and legally responsible for her own actions as an adult?