Weston Super Saint

Cynicism and reality share the same fine line sometimes

Piles of dosh for doing fuck all?

Is it a brand new issue or congenital? Our medical team wouldn't see it if there were arrows on the x-ray.

Well, unless you're us....

Mumbo jumbo horseshit Not sure why you think it's relevant to a player who doesn't play, but hey ho.

Just a couple more weeks....

Isn't an expert someone who has achieved 10,000 hours experience?

Ah yes, the old "every striker in the Championship turned into world beaters when they had to get past crisp packet hands" argument. Absolute horseshit.

It's about £5k each for a first class flight. I guess penthouse suite, hookers, 0.5kg coke took care of the rest.

How bad must Lumley be if Macca and Baz keep him out?

I think the government lost £20bn of that.

Congratulations. Your brother, or sister, got the good genes

No idea why people don't respect the police anymore. This article doesn't give many clues either. Although there is one small section that may help.

It's OK, I answered "not sure" on both forms.

I had 2 MRIs in May. I had to complete a questionnaire for each one, which included the question - are you, or do you think you may be, pregnant. I appreciate the form is probably the same for every patient regardless of gender to save printing two versions!

Hang on a minute! I thought the Irish invented them?

Starch carbs are different to "refined" carbs, i.e. the shit that is found in over processed packaged food. I suspect the original quote was copied from somewhere else but changed to potatoes from "potato chips".

Hang on a minute!! How is a potato a "refined carbohydrate" food? Dig it up, wash mud off (your choice), heat in oven or microwave (your choice), eat. Where is the refinement happening?

Probably most local council jobs

To be fair, I reckon I've got a pretty good chance of equalling last place we achieved in the "riding a kid's bike" race.

Is he morphing into.....

Another assumption that the 'foreigners' are benefit scroungers. It's clear where your thought processes go. Have you considered that some of those men from the last 14 years could have reached retirement age and live off the pensions they have paid in to?

I agree that infrastructure needs to be improved. I don't agree that immigrants have caused the issues. The population of the UK has grown by roughly 0.5% in the last ten years. Not unreasonable that the Government should have budgeted responsibility for this growth. It's not like there was a sudden surprise spike in the population that could never have been predicted.

This is a narrow minded view that all immigrants are benefit scroungers.

Immigrants that are working, living and shopping in the UK are paying income tax, NI, VAT, alcohol, tobacco and fuel duty, as well as council tax etc etc etc. They pay the same as anyone else living in the country, so, like I said, the money is already there. Successive governments have just pissed it up the wall.