Weston Super Saint

We will dominate the game. Passing will be out of this world. Possession stats will be the stuff of (wet) dreams. Tall Paul hatrick in a 5-0 spanking for the toffees. Stick that in your dugout. COYR.

Can you add the weekly wage as well? Maybe even the transfer cost?

Get in! Absolute masterclass. Amazing passing and the possession stats were through the roof. Apparently we 'won' by scoring more goals as well, so that's a neat little bonus. COYR

Horseshit. I don't believe a word of it, PSR something something.

£3bn increase to defence budget for next year.

ABK must have really pissed someone off! Caught with Lucy maybe?

The Crusades?

I, four one, am stoked for tonight's soccerball encounter. St Mary's will be rocking, we will have a full strength team out. The passing will be slick, precise and productive. Providing the light show goes off without a hitch I'm forecasting a 5 to nothing home run for the Southampton Saints. COYR.

We have the same philosophy - get the ball to Janny B. Granted it's not as effective but it's a style of play nonetheless.

I'm not the one claiming in every other post that our hands are tied by PSR despite us spending over £100m in transfers over the summer. Each and every time you've been asked to quote a source regarding your claims you've given some half hearted response before cobbling together some figures that you've guessed. I don't claim to understand the intricacies of the club's finances and how that affects PSR, that's been your job for the last couple of weeks. Good that you've resorted to personal jibes though - a sure sign of an angry poster. If you can provide a source for your PSR claims, please do so. If not, I'm happy to accept you've been making the claims up that can't be substantiated.

Calm down, you seem very angry. It's OK not to know all the intricate details of the club's finances. I imagine only a handful of people at the club really know the figures.

Although your 'basic maths' is actually just your own meandering thoughts and conjecture. You have no idea what the commercial contracts within the club actually are. What revenue is coming in to the club. No idea how the players contracts are put together, how much is 'liable' each season etc, etc etc. Your 'basic maths' is overly simplistic. Not really a surprise though.

Close! Apparently the 'argument' was over winter fuel payments and the closure of a local bridge. Dangerous times.

They know they should never go with strangers.

Source?

None of that explains your claim that we couldn't spend more due to PSR.

Many hats.

Er... he once went to a soup kitchen. What have you done to help the homeless?

Wash your mouth out and never speak of these despicable acts ever again.

They just haven't been updated with "Rasmus" yet.

Source? I thought we were one of the highest spenders?

Four short (or long!) years after we were top of the league in November.

I wonder if it will be fast tracked? Presumably he's going to plead guilty, what with him being such an honest man (as well as the video footage available!!).

And yet 1 point in 9 matches suggests that it doesn't.

So the manager is blameless? Absolutely nothing he can do to change the team or tactics to get any other result?