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Now being reported as one crew member attacking two more crew members. Maybe someone stole the Golden Rivet

Errr, the thread is about muslims grooming children, and has a link to a newspaper article about muslims grooming children. What would you like the title to be? 'Freddy ate my hamster' might be a little misleading.... Sadly the last one may actually be true

I believe 'Jedi' became a recognised religion after the last survey 10 years ago

Well, all four of us in our family are now officially of the 'Jedi' religion

Is it because you're a retard and can't adhere to simple forum rules?

In defence of some of the parents - I'm one myself and can assure you we walk the little one to school every day - but our pub is about 1/2 a mile away [it's not it's 150yds, but to walk round as there's no gate in the fence it's 1/2 mile]. I have offered the car park of the pub [free of charge] to the local council to use as a park and stride scheme. This was about 3 years ago when we first started talking to the council! I received more communication from them in January stating that they were still trying to sort things out! Effectively what is needed is : Two dropped curbs on either side of the road, with warning signs painted on the road to notify a crossing point, a couple of road signs putting up and another on the car park pointing out the scheme. I reckon it's probably about a day's work altogether to put everything in place. Sadly, the local council for whatever reason - they seem to be up for going ahead with the scheme - seem to be taking an incredibly long time to get their arses in gear! If the goons that run our local councils could manage to organise things better and put more of these schemes in place, then perhaps these local bottlenecks wouldn't happen.

A men only club in Britain? No, it wouldn't work. Not because the idea isn't sound, because quite frankly it is, but because the PC brigade would scream and shout about how unfair it is that women, gays, bisexual, lesbian, black, yellow, Asian or whatever race creed, colour or sexual persuasion are not allowed to join. Even if we had one club for each and every demographic it still wouldn't work because our country would never allow the laws of the land to end at the front door!

He's clearly a man with big ambitions. From the Wigan of the South to well, er, Wigan

The other difference is, that as Deppo has had so many previous bannings, he should not be coming back, which probably won't be such a bad thing for those of us who found him to be unfunny and predictable. A bit like a schoolkid who has just discovered sarcasm and cannot communicate any other way than with his new 'toy'.

I'm not sure what the problem is? Last time I checked, Britain was a free country that allowed freedom of speech. Surely Dune, or whoever else for that matter can have whatever religious / political beliefs they choose, and can talk about them to their hearts content. You don't have to agree with his point of view, you don't even have to listen to it via the 'ignore' button. I'm sure the site owners and moderators - even Baj - are sensible enough to not allow people to over step the mark, and will take appropriate action if they do. If you are suggesting that Dune is not entitled to his opinion, then surely that must apply to Super Mikey, BTF and all the other posters on here that state and defend their own political beliefs?

Summer, no idea, maybe Poland for a week or two, October is golf holiday to play Sawgrass

D'oh, having read it again it says club spokesman MARK Storey! Any relation I wonder - more than likely in that inbred part of the world!

From that article ‘They take all the money and drip feed it back to us over the season in one 23rds,’ said Mr Storey, adding: ‘We just can’t do that so we’re renegotiating our position.’ I thought he'd left the club for good and gone to live in the tax exile of Hayling Island? Are they really that stupid there that they have given him another bit of the cherry? Maybe he's got himself another of those £70k a month 'consultant' roles

I'll send 'wheels' a text to look at this post on here. He is a big wig at ATC in Whitely and [used] to deal with the recruitment - not sure whether that sort of thing is below him now he's been promoted Either way, I'm sure he can point you in the right direction....

Which leaves point 1. Drink a quantity of alcohol in a time limit. I'm not sure about the specifics of the law, but I'm guessing the police won't be too happy with 100s of people drinking a minimum [i assume they can buy more when the vouchers run out] of 10 pints in 6 hours or so.... I appreciate a lot of people can and do do this every weekend, but the law has moved the onus onto the designated person to be a 'responsible' retailer. As a licencee, I'd steer well clear of a promotion like this, 'just in case'.

Hmmmm. If it truly is in conjunction with Southampton City Council, then they could be opening themselves up for a whole heap of trouble. Personally, I wouldn't pay for a ticket just yet, as what they are advertising is now illegal! See here : http://www.accesstrainingconsultancy.co.uk/view/2083 I guess it would be covered under at least two of the principles : 1. Drink a quantity of alcohol within a time limit. 2. Provision of unlimited or unspecified quantities of alcohol free or for a fixed or discounted fee to the public. Basically charging a fixed fee for an 'all you can drink' session is classed as irresponsible alcohol sales and not permitted. I can't see the police - who are responsible for giving the OK to the event - giving this the thumbs up.....

Because the carriers don't 'carry' any planes

Or, more likely, the non early bird tickets will include the 2% to cover the merchant costs, whereas the early bird ones don't - well, I'm sure that will be the spin at least. Effectively Pompey have probably priced the early bird tickets to include the 2% merchant fee, but figure that by not using credit cards they can get themselves an additional 2% revenue on the five or six tickets they sell in the next fortnight As Asda say, 'every little helps'

Anyone use one of these for all their TV needs? If so, what are your experiences, which are the best ones? We have a Novatech TV, with SKY+ and a Toshiba DVD player connected, so would like one that is easily programmable and will recognise the kit we have

Don't see why not! After all, the FA in their infinite wisdom managed to get a person who doesn't even exist through their FAPPT!

Do you honestly believe he coughed up the cash? D_P proved he had no money - he'd even been fired from his last job hadn't he? Yet, we are to believe he paid £10m for the club! How / why did he do this, when even the most basic due dilligence from a non qualified accountant would have showed the club to be in debt to the tune of about £75m at that time! £10m to buy a club worth minus £75m is lunacy in anyone's book! Then add the fact that afterwards when he went 'missing' on his chess tournament he was found to be living in pretty much the same location as Gayboy in Russia! My conclusion, Gayboy wanted shot of the club so he wasn't responsible for the outgoings / debt, whilst still retaining a hold over the ground, buildings, car park etc. A story gets fabricated to 'sell' the club to the Ice cream man and hey presto, a new owner that gets Gayboy off the hook. I don't believe any money changed hands, just the title of ownership of the debts. I'm not convinced we'll ever know the truth of what went on back then, but maybe the liquidators will find an unshredded document somewhere that will get us closer.....

Lol at your naivety I'm sure the liquidators report will show that no money has changed hands! I think Phil proved many many pages ago that the Ice cream man did in fact have no money in the first place! Besides, if he made a huge profit by retaining 5% of a bankrupt entity, then I'm guessing that his initial outlay was in fact £0 - that's got to be the only way to make a profit from the skates isn't it

I disagree. A takeover usually suggests that money has been paid for a club. Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe any money has been handed over on any of those occasions.

I know, amazing isn't it! 755 pages and they still haven't been taken over! All that despite four [or five, no-one really knows down there], genuine interested parties, that had sent an email! Imagine what would happen if they were really desperate to sell

So, with 10 games to go, they need to average 1 point per game MORE than those in the top six, just to have a stab at a 1 in 4 chance of getting promoted. Assuming the top six win 6 more games each - 18 points - then the Skates will need a minimum of 28 points from 10 games [9 wins and 1 draw]. Toast is my verdict and a severely painful death. Anyway, how are those four [or five, they're not quite sure!] potential suitors shaping up? It seems to have gone a little quiet on the selling the club front during their last few victories!