Weston Super Saint

You only have yourself to blame

Apparently, the "terrorism" charges are being considered where there is evidence of 'planning' to cause severe disruption. Looks like the just stop oil prisoners got off lightly.

Kenny Trott I think.

I had a feeling you'd enjoy that one. Poster to go on the wall for Tommy's biggest fanboy. Don't say I never do anything for you.

Here's one for Soggy's wall! Phwoar!

Digital IDs were rolled out around four years ago. However, they are only mandatory for the 'immigrants' at the moment.

Odd that people are calling for the army to be deployed. They aren't trained for crowd control except by using force. If they get put on the streets, Manchester airport will look like a kid's playground fight.

According to Google, it's closed for now, but will reopen on Friday at 09:30....

Are they empty threats from Sir Kier? Last week all the prisons were full. This week all the thugs will be locked up. Maybe the Bibby Stockholm will get a reprieve after all?

If the Russians were b-anned like they should have been, they wouldn't have been there to complain in the first place. Simples.

One question that doesn't appear to have been raised... Why the fuck were the Russians allowed to compete in the first place, I thought they were banned from all sports, for, you know, invading their neighbours. If they weren't allowed to play in the first place, looks like none of this would have kicked off...

If only they'd stuck with the Bibby Stockholm. Mongs turn up for a fight, float out to sea a little, mongs give up and go home. Problem solved.

As I read that, I thought you were going to end with "no-one even noticed the damage that was caused".

To be fair, someone should look into Julian Alfred. Two male names for a start and looks like a bloke as well. The clues are all there.

It'll be Stephens in the middle, no room for him in defence now and he's got to play somewhere. 15 goals I'm predicting.

He already does see it that way. AM is the backup to Baz. Get used to it, once Baz is fixed he'll be pre-populated on the team sheet again.

Welsh?

Chapeau Remco!

Maybe an amalgamation of both. Let's go with a "broke"???

Refugees, by their very nature, tend not to have any passport do they?

Have the US designed their athletics kit to deliberately screw up the TV picture? Pinstripes FFS.

According to my education - A in GCSE biology - combined with having seen Crocodile Dundee, I can formally state : Tits and a fanny = a woman Cock and balls = a man That is the definition that everyone can get behind.

Boss came in and shouted?

Hasn't put Bear Grylls off...

No need. I've tested it, it doesn't work. What I found was very effective though : Visit you local farm and get a good wheelbarrow full of cow slurry and horseshit. When you get home put all this in the bath, add some hot water, soak the shirt for a good 90 minutes until the water is cold. Then wear the shirt to town (Pompey would be good if you can get there). That little sucker will fall right off.