Weston Super Saint

Hasn't put Bear Grylls off...

No need. I've tested it, it doesn't work. What I found was very effective though : Visit you local farm and get a good wheelbarrow full of cow slurry and horseshit. When you get home put all this in the bath, add some hot water, soak the shirt for a good 90 minutes until the water is cold. Then wear the shirt to town (Pompey would be good if you can get there). That little sucker will fall right off.

A Now the next question... P.s. no such thing as an A* in my day. Although not sure that qualifies me for anything other than naming the parts of an onion skin seen through a microscope.

Meh. Out of date already!

Absolutely not. I'd have to wait for ALL the facts and a FULL and thorough report first.

If the bissy is correct, then it's definitely an immigration problem as he claims he was born in Cardiff

Exactly this. UK PLC cannot function without immigration.

How Muslim or not Rwanda is, is completely irrelevant. The person in question lived in England. There would have been plenty of access to any number of religions / sects / cults etc.

In the absence of any concrete evidence one way or the other, there will always be speculation. There are obviously a lot of ifs, buts and maybes, however, the killings could have been carried out by someone who has been radicalised. It's not a massive leap to accept that that is something that 'could' have happened. Equally it could have been carried out by an absolute loon hearing voices. What is certain is that normal, sane, reasonably intelligent people don't go and kill kids in a dance class with a knife, so searching for a 'reason' behind the killing shouldn't come as a shock to anyone.

Does it no instruct to kill all infadels - I'm not saying that 9 year old girls are infadels, but it's not my interpretation of who is what that is in question.

And the age of 'adulthood'? I assume you missed that word.

Is it not different as she was over 18 and legally responsible for her own actions as an adult?

Went for a meal round Flynn's

Apparently, Biles reached a height of 12 foot during her floor routine yesterday. Why isn't she doing the high jump - nailed on for another gold!

It's been said before, but sometimes, when everyone else seems to be the problem, in reality the problem is you. Although I know your narcissistic traits don't allow you the ability for the self reflection to realise this.

I can envisage at least one...

UK - a child born in the UK does not automatically get citizenship. To qualify, one parent must be a citizen at the time of the birth. Not sure what most of those countries are doing differently...

It was wished for by the crowd.

There's no question to answer, just some false equivalence whataboutery from an absolute bellend.

Absolute bellend.

Absolute bellend.

Just managed to get my phone out of the safe. Took a lot of persuading to get a "heat" break agreed in this hot weather.

Apart from the one where we already own a French club?

Should be dying down any day now.

Ah. Looks like you're 09:30 time for a shit and take your phone with you buzzer is broken. Modern offices eh. BTW the place where Soggy's wife works sounds fucking horrendous. I bet they also have "forced" fun for red nose day.