Weston Super Saint

Was that teacher a Welsh guy by any chance?

It will be hugely valuable at the CoT wrap party on Feb 1st.

Do they really identify as their "religion" before they identify as humans / people? If so, no wonder the region is so fucked.

Anagram of "slams shut" That's all I can say.

Save up for two black bin bags and two bricks. Once the cats have outlived their useful lives - should be by about Easter if they are currently 'young' - use the above

He's the new (but definitely not better), Always

How have they changed? The goal is still the same and the striker has to get the round thing in it. It doesn't seem that different to 1920.

I have a nasty feeling this might be our banana skin. We were ineffective against Norwich when they had 8 outfield players in their box and just couldn't create anything. If Walsall employ the same tactic we might have the same issue and then, in true saints fashion, be caught on the break and concede a soft goal.

Nah. Everyone hates the French.

Where has this talk of FFP come from? How much did we rake in during the summer transfer window (pretty sure we're still the net spend champions), plus parachute payments etc.

I have it on good authority that you were considered to be "just too French"....

Every time I see him, I genuinely refuse to believe he is 16.

I guess he'll be saving that for the last day, just like last time!

He shouldn't be in an "advanced" position if his defenders are on the 18yard line!

Finding a forgotten tube of smarties in the car's centre console thingy.

We also lost to Grimsby (FFS).

Meh. I think we have to accept that he is shit at making saves. Even the ones he does get behind his crisp packet hands flop around and the ball goes in. But, he's good with his feet, mind.

It's the kind of creative accounting that HMRC get upset about when tax returns are filed!

Because we haven't played Norwich, away from home, earlier in the season?

He's rooting for Eddie Izzard so that one is in doubt....

Well done, looks like you're up to speed.

Sort the table by save% and the landscape changes dramatically...

From the lion manure shop?

Alphabetically He's fifth, alphabetically, of all Championship keepers. What a marvellous stat to hold! Although, arguably, he should be promoted to the heady heights of fourth as Runar Alex Runarsson should technically be in the 'R' section.

I put anti bird strips on the fence (I guess they can't sell them as anti cat strips, even though the pictures on Amazon clearly show cats!) which has stopped a few of the little fuckers getting in, but not all. Mrs WSS won't let me buy a shotgun. It doesn't help that she 'pets' the fuckers when they are in the garden, whilst I chase them trying to wedge a size 10 up their arse. I'm thinking about a few tactically placed claymores in the spring when the little cunts start going out more.