Weston Super Saint

Nah. Everyone hates the French.

Where has this talk of FFP come from? How much did we rake in during the summer transfer window (pretty sure we're still the net spend champions), plus parachute payments etc.

I have it on good authority that you were considered to be "just too French"....

Every time I see him, I genuinely refuse to believe he is 16.

I guess he'll be saving that for the last day, just like last time!

He shouldn't be in an "advanced" position if his defenders are on the 18yard line!

Finding a forgotten tube of smarties in the car's centre console thingy.

We also lost to Grimsby (FFS).

Meh. I think we have to accept that he is shit at making saves. Even the ones he does get behind his crisp packet hands flop around and the ball goes in. But, he's good with his feet, mind.

It's the kind of creative accounting that HMRC get upset about when tax returns are filed!

Because we haven't played Norwich, away from home, earlier in the season?

He's rooting for Eddie Izzard so that one is in doubt....

Well done, looks like you're up to speed.

Sort the table by save% and the landscape changes dramatically...

From the lion manure shop?

Alphabetically He's fifth, alphabetically, of all Championship keepers. What a marvellous stat to hold! Although, arguably, he should be promoted to the heady heights of fourth as Runar Alex Runarsson should technically be in the 'R' section.

I put anti bird strips on the fence (I guess they can't sell them as anti cat strips, even though the pictures on Amazon clearly show cats!) which has stopped a few of the little fuckers getting in, but not all. Mrs WSS won't let me buy a shotgun. It doesn't help that she 'pets' the fuckers when they are in the garden, whilst I chase them trying to wedge a size 10 up their arse. I'm thinking about a few tactically placed claymores in the spring when the little cunts start going out more.

I watched a little bit of 'porridge' the other day. Middle of the afternoon, no warnings and one scene in the prison cell had a collection of 'page 3's' on the wall. Where will it end?

I once knew the Aberdeen stripper. Good times.

Why have you "PAT" tested (sic) your hairdryer? What lunacy is this?

Sorry, I can't take this seriously without any stats or xG being quoted. 1/10 - must try harder.

Ings won't be coming to us. Plenty of prem teams who will take a risk and pay more of his wages.

stream died - anyone got a working one?

https://sports-10.com/southampton-v-swansea-city/#

The annual reminder of how much I hate wrapping Christmas presents!