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Sorry. I don't think we're closely related enough. 🙂

18. Russell's self importance. 19. Southampton 20. Manchester City (minus 200 points for financial breaches) It's not looking good for possession based football. I hope our health service is prepared for the surge in people coming out of comas, when it's gone. 🙂

Is it my turn to be considered one of some gang again? I guess it's taken a while to come round as there's a growing number of posters in it. Even more so, since he paid his fiver. I've been seeing "You have chosen to ignore content by the Resident Racist." since around then. I was about to take it off, before seeing a particularly horrible post quoted. I can't even recall what utterly dreadful view was being being spouted that week. There's so many. It was before the faking of a racially motivated incident and well before his trivialising of child abuse. Every week, a new cesspit dug. Last week he seemed to be trapped in an On The Buses episode too mysoginistic to air. With photographic proof no less. This joins the schedule along with the casual racist slurs from his Alf Garnett inspired episodes. This week sees the pilot of SOG's All in the Family.

Not tennis balls! At 50 passes to get each ball across the park and out of play, the ground won't be useable for years. 🙂

Brother of Caramac, immortalised as confectionary as part of our rich history. 🙂

Bloomin' Saxons...

Mine

SR going all out to ensure that no other club comes close to being more at the bottom, and getting Mourinho in.

News of Tomorrow... Today! 10th October 2026 Government sources state that £70 000 is spent having a civil servant act as a courier for "The Folder." The news comes to light following a public Downing Street fight outside Number 10 on whose turn it was to be photographed with "The Box" The Government were asked why they simply didn't switch to a mainstream brand, offering durable folders using modern materials at a much lower cost. A spokesman said that the courier's bike was within emission tolerances, that the salary was within expectations for living in London, and that the cost was shared among departments, and therefore wasn't an utter waste at all. He finished by pointing out that it was clearly his department's turn for the folder. So there.

So, this BBC lot. They do news every day? And, that Guardian. It does parodies of it, every day too? Wow. It's an amazing world to be part of. 🙂

Isn't the answer always going to be c)? SOG was the poster that gave us daily installments of his anti-Semitism. Past current labour's tolerance, past the ones they got shot of. Then the ones the extreme found too extreme. Then onto citing activists only to have comments far more extreme than they were saying. Ending up going past politicians who had apologised for their use of extremist language. All before the Hamas attack, following which we've had gems like the hostages being safer with Hamas, as well as those in the area at the time of their attack.

All the other managers are in awe of him managing to stay in post, when every one of them would have been given the boot by their club long ago. Or, they all see the long term value of the process/project/philosophy (the 3 "p" although you can come up with others) and it's tactical, data driven approach. They look forward to it's inevitable, but not necessarily near, success.

No trial period, no warranty, sale as per cobbled together you tube highlights reel only. Purchase subject to status of buying club being as dim as we were. For complaints, call Rasmus "If it's broken, it's better" Ankerson. Terms and conditions ignored

To have a plan B would indicate that there is some flaw in Plan A. Which clearly isn't the case.

Taylor: If it's all the same to you, I'll just use my own judgement with your system in mind. Martin: To the Gulag! 20 years hard backwards passing! Every move must follow my system! There are no excuses! Except the ones I use after the match!

I hope any health reasons improve for you. Note that a pathological aversion to going to a home game isn't a health condition, it's just your brain trying to save itself.

Is that a hint Hoddle is coming back? 🙂

I was wondering if Russ' lack of attacking play was in knowledge of the size of the footballs next season.

I hope that's not going to influence any comments on our January signings, Sneezy, Bashful, Doc (to work with Stewart), and SR favourite, Dopey.

I know I'll not be alone in condemning such fowl behaviour. In other news, not long until my 2025 jokes arrive in crackers!

It's been so long since I've looked at a PL table after 2 relegation seasons, that it's great to have this mini table to compete in . Thanks SR! 🙂

Agreed. It's left field enough for Rasmus, but I too think Angela Rayner would get us more points.

Better than the season long crash course we're on. 🙂

Welcome Mr Assad! To show how little the uprisings have impacted you, we'll just take a few photos! Let's try just over there, by that window...

I'm a traditional fan. These new fangled crypto-DoFs just don't seem right. Next SR will be saying we can't get a real goal, but can buy a non fungible goal from a few seasons ago, that will be just as good.