Marsdinho

Why does everyone think the balotelli song is good. That youtube clip show a bunch of f**king mongs singing a f**king sh*t song.

In HMV, the Mrs turns to me and says "they don't live in Southampton" to which i replied, "what do you mean" "they don't live in Southampton....Bon Jovi, Elton John, Coldplay.....!!!" "Thats LIVE in southampton not live" All the bands had recently played a gig in our fair city.

Driving down the avenue behind a security van, there was a sign in the back that read "Police follow this van" My wife turned to me and said.... "What if the police don't notice the sign, how do they know to follow it"

Id have non consensual is she was up for it....!!!

Crikey.... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/3705189/Wills-fit-mum-gets-pulses-racing.html

He's not even the best 'keeper at Saints, let alone outside the Prem.

Look at Ally McCoist record when he came down south to play for Sunderland... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ally_McCoist

There was me thinking i was the only one that did this. Have a best of 118 off 5 overs.

To the tune of "Agadoo". De Ri der der der On the left and on the right De Ri der der der but his song is ****ing sh1te. Well, its a start !!!

I went with my then girlfriend to the one on Southsea Common (the things you do for some "action") around 1990 ish..... If my memory serves me, I do believe a new band called Take That played.......whatever happened to them.

I don't want anyone at my club that likes to be known as "Matty".

We absolutely must get Morgan on a long term deal, should be top priority IMHO

They have time to buy some cover.

Didn't justmike post here that he was having problems with the design, the ones he showed us were quite bad to be honest. A few people suggested versions of their own, but I don't know if any were taken up. I think the photo of the ted bates (Milan Mandaric) statue might be reference to those dodgy designs......I know my michael jackson picture was !!!!

I too have been on hold for over an hour, all I want to do it is move my seat 5 places along the row I'm already on !!!

UPDATE: F**k all happened.

Comment No 1....lol

Cue mass hysteria due to a room being renamed...

Any chance you could PM me the fixtures in .csv format Thanks in advance.

What does the "D" in D-Day stand for....?

Wow, any jobs going?

I too work for Kingfisher, as a Projects Engineer.

Ive noticed this, was very evident during the game against Kent the other day.