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Bloody hell ‘azaz, welcome to saints… you’re now a DM’

The worst by most stats. Yes, we got promoted despite him. And Martin.

He played for the worst team in the division, by a a mile. Bazunu plays for one of the best, and is still the worst I don’t blame him for Stoke, but he is a huge weak link in the squad

Leicester are well under the cosh here. They’re not looking great yet

Absolutely buzzing with today. All the signings seem very sensible. Feels like we’ve got our club back after 3-4 years of nonsense. (Edit: maybe even longer actually). Thank you spors & still

Maybe edozie is staying?

They aren’t smoking… …They’re cooking

so here’s how it works: - club recruits terribly for years, culminating in us being one of the worst sides in PL history - club gaslights fans the entire time - the very next window, people will be sceptical until proven otherwise I hope this helps

We are so back

We are so back

Tbf, you are swinging your dick around prematurely If past performance repeats, we’d end up signing no one else and selling a few more. But we’ll see. Finn is a great start tbh. Credit to the club.

It’s been literally 4 hours

Not being funny, but if my mate text me to ask how a player is that they’ve just signed, I’d reply and say he’s fucking terrible, even if it was Ronaldo. But maybe you have nicer mates than me 😄

Buzzing. First attacking signing in a long time that’s got me excited.

Ipswich also spending 20mil on a striker Danishscout on Twitter can’t believe the fee and says he’s bang average. We’ll see

Ipswich just signed nunez from Norwich. That’s a bit spicy

#FreeFellows

Get in!! Azaz was the main one I wanted, and the one I was a little worried wouldn’t come off due to the interest in Boro’s other players. Fucking fair play lads , that’s a decent signing for once.

Not entirely against this, as long as he’s happy to be here and not sulking. Versatile, and very good at champ level.

I’d lead her on all summer, then pull out at the last minute because my Russian boyfriend scares me

No don’t think so, just giving an overview of the days events. Hence why I said “not really”

Mateus Fernandes going to WHU Strongly rumoured ins: - Capser Jander, DM from nurnberg in German div 2 - Finn azaz, Irish #10 from boro - Fellows and Scieza, wingers from WBA & German league Rumoured to be back on but probably not really: - Sperstyan