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A note to our bat shit manager: Please don’t take Alcaraz off at half time. Or whoever is our best player in the first half. Just let them cook

Forster is better. It’s not even close. Bazunu is atrocious. Nowhere near PL level and massive reason why we are here. It’s pretty simple. If you have a keeper that can’t make a save, and strikers that can’t score a goal; you are fucked.

Genuinely one of the most baffling substitutions I’ve ever seen. He was absolutely immense first half. To hook him at half time was atrocious management to be honest.

Does he have any strengths?

What the fuck!!! Selles is a genius after all

I feel sorry for anyone that has spent money and travelled all the way to watch this line up. Fans deserve so much better than to watch that front 3 mince about giving the ball away

Much better than our club motto: “Muéstrame el dinero” (show me the money ££££)

Is he your friend or something? He’s been appalling

Quite incredible that he was a success at that level. Genuinely looks non-league every time he’s played for us

Che starts if fit. But if not I would play: Sulemana Paul Edozie Alcaraz Lavia JWP Perraud Salisu ABK KWP Mccarthy If Salisu is still being a bitch then I don’t really know who to select out of the other CBs as they are all atrocious. So flip a coin or something.

Would be proper Saintsy tbh. Imagine if Theo scores the winner

Agree with all of this. Supported saints for 30 years (my whole life) and I’ve never felt so down about the club. Even when we went down last time there were some positives, players working hard, there were some decent youth players, good atmospheres. Yeah it was shit, but we had no money and it was a laugh. This season is absolutely soul destroying. Like you, I am stunned at the players attitudes. Utter wankers except for 1 or 2.

Theo can’t shoot. Or cross. apart from that I actually think he’s played Ok recently, but shouldn’t be starting to be honest. He’s a big downgrade on Nathan Redmond so fuck knows what the club were thinking tbh

It’s fucking mental. The lad can clearly score goals. He’s had next to no service and still nearly scored a couple of headers. Yet the utter moron selecting the team doesn’t have a clue what he’s doing and plays no striker.

Anyone that thought Nathan Jones was a good fit for Southampton is completely incompetent, and that was categorically an Ankersen deal. Just that one decision is proof that he is a complete and utter fraud of a man

He’s absolutely atrocious. I can’t comprehend how he plays every week. It’s mad. Every other position gets chopped and changed by our inept managers. But Bazunu is undroppable despite being one of the worst premier league keepers in history. Yet another baffling decision made by the utter imbeciles running the club.

And there we go. Fucking useless. Utterly pathetic.

This is fucking shit. Wake up saints. Put paul/edozie/Djenepo on and make them have to defend or something. Please. So so boring

Can someone post live updates? Probs more exciting than the game

Exactly, our big problem is scoring goals. We finally have a finisher. Why not actually give him a go and change the team to see if it works. Instead we are persisting with proven failed players, in a proven failed system. I accept we wanted willing runners against City, but if we don’t play a more attacking line up against Palace I will be annoyed at Selles personally.

Should be winnable. But we have a novice manager and rubbish players, so I predict an easy palace win.

It can’t be as bad as this year

I don’t think Adam Armstrong would score goals in the Vanarama southern league

He looked great when we beat Chelsea. Barely been given a chance since then. Joke of a club. Might as well play the lad. We know Theo and Mara aren’t going to do anything

Embarrassing. We are the gift that keeps on giving to other teams. Easiest team to play away in the whole football league