Osvaldorama

No words really are there

He’s shocking. I have seen better footballers on a Saturday team down the local park. problem is, the rest of our team is too.

I’d play 4-2-3-1: Mccarthy KWP ABK Salisu Perraud JWP Lavia Sulemana Alcaraz Edozie Paul Possibly DCC over Salisu but there isn’t much in it. Definitely not fucking Bednarek. Id be telling the wingers to get to the by-line and put it in the fucking mixer for once. And getting them to win free kicks for JWP.

The club is run by utter morons. Even the ones that have looked good have been played out of position, or dropped. What’s the fucking point?

Agree with this, plus edozie off the bench. Mind boggling that we have had 2 managers since the WC, and they haven’t played anything close to our best xi once.

Staggering that he hasn’t been dropped. Genuinely staggering. He’s appalling. Agreed with the above - probably the biggest reason we are where we are. Constantly in the wrong position. May as well not have a keeper as every shot goes straight through him. I reckon a season in the championship will do him the world of good. Which is lucky as that’s exactly where he will be next season.

Totally agree. For me our best attack would be Sulemana on one wing, Edozie on the other with Alcaraz or Stu at 10 trying to get close to big Paul’s flicks and pull strings. Yet we have never tried the most obvious best attack we have. Instead we persist with absolute melons that can’t kick a football like Ely. Yesterday was absolutely horrendous. I am still in shock at just how bad we were. The shop window idea above is a really good one, because yesterday was utterly embarrassing. I am still angry at how pathetic we are as a club. Difficult to stomach.

Today was absolutely soul destroying. After the hope of last week, and selles getting something out of the team, I started to allow myself to dream that we could stay up. Well.. that dream is gone. Today was as bad as it could possibly be. Inept. Horrendous. Pathetic. I feel sorry for Lavia & JWP. They battled hard, but as soon as they passed it to anyone except themselves, it was straight back at them. This is one of the worst Southampton sides I have ever seen. The 05 relegation side beats this team with ease. Most of this team are nowhere near PL standard, and have zero fight/heart. Embarrassment of a side.

Had to square paul there. Ffs

Bit better saints. Getting on the ball now and quieting their fans down.

He has an aura about him. He instantly has my respect as soon as he speaks & he seems like a man that knows exactly what he’s doing. A real breath of fresh air. If he can match his on-field performances with his press conference performances we have truly found an amazing manager... and what a story it would be if he pulls off a miracle and keeps us up.

So good to see Liverpool in the mud. Especially after their fans singing “oh when the reds go marching in”. Just like spurs the other day… get your own song

Comparing that video to NJs first club video - his David Brent impression - is like comparing a Fiat with a Ferrari

It’s so bloody nice to be looking forward to a game instead of dreading it. Going to be a tough game in a hostile ground but we can do them if we play like we did on Sat.

Found his level

Ridiculous in such a massive game tbf. Would absolutely love to go. It’s a must win for me, almost as big as the Swansea game where Gabbi kept us up.

When Selles made the triple sub I said to my mate “thats proper bold, he’s gonna look like a legend if this works” And it worked an absolute charm. Those 3 came on and pressed, harried and stretched the game after a magnificent performance from Paul. The fans were right to want Jones out. We knew we could put performances like this together. Quality from selles and the whole club. Now let’s get a run going and smash Leeds

Dear Ruben Selles, On behalf of myself and most of the people I know. I issue you this heartfelt apology. That was a completely different team out there today. Bold subs, bold tactics, bold performance. Amazing management today

Christ alive. Wtf is that team selection?!

I don’t think anyone in the world would be inspired by Nathan Jones. I’d imagine even his own family blank him and sit on their phones over dinner. “Fuck me, is he still talking about Luton?”

Neil Warnock on taking the Huddersfield job: ”Looking at the remaining fixtures, you’d have to be a real idiot to come here til the end of the season. Luckily that’s what I am” 😂

Its absolutely fucking ridiculous that the board made this utter cretin their choice. I honestly still can’t get over it. It was so hilariously obvious that he was useless. Unbelievable. One of the worst decisions I’ve ever seen from a PL club. I assume the only reason Ankersen is still about is because of his ownership stake. Because if he’s an employee he should be sacked immediately.

Is there an internal bet at the club to see how we can do with as little experience as possible? - Tennaged keeper - Manager who’s never managed - Striker who’s never played in the PL before - Child wingers - Chop and change the defence every game so we never build any rhythm or playing experience. What could possibly go wrong?

Some absolute melts on here 😂 Just think of it this way. We can’t get any worse can we. It’s only going to be better under JM. Even if we keep playing as badly, we don’t have to listen to shit about welsh mining villages and other nonsense

Genuinely read the whole thing in his voice. Amazing 😂