Scudamore

I think we can rely on teams in the relegation losing more games than they win...we can also rely on teams above us going on bad runs and dropping down. Seriously you've done it again and it's such a weak argument. What if this hadn't happened? Well it did. Also i suspect you get a hard on over spreadsheets and pie charts. Tell me i'm wrong...

http://www.sockandawe.com/ I'm sure someone will sign for someone else... In which case i'll say "up your arse" in advance...

Prawn toast?

Not my words. The words of my friend.

How is this whole economic downturn effecting you Essruu? Bournemouth is always noticeably quieter at the weekends at the moment...can't imagine it's any different in Southampton...

Nigel Clough has more integrity in one of his pubes than Redknob has in his entire body... But you're probably right...

Speaking to a Forest supporting mate i'm informed that Calderwood is garbage... By that token i expect a Jan or Calderwood thread the second his sacking is announced... Also i'm pretty sure Forest will be going after Nigel Clough...it's his destiny to take them back to the promised land and all the bollock.s...

Strictly speaking Ince never actually managed a game in League 1

I don't support Saints anymore. I support Saganowski FC. It's a new Football Club i'm starting up in the form of an AFC Wimbledon breakaway club... I've started a new forum called Saga Web Forum which can be found at the following url http://www.sagaweb.co.uk/forum/index.php Hope to see you there some time... Of course when Saints go bust i'll need to get a real football man in charge to take us onto the next level so i'll be approaching Rupert Lowe. I'm sure this won't be a problem for most though...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7785019.stm Posh kids needs punching for talking like that....mmyah...

Attempted wedgy gone seriously wrong?

My new favorite is Zooey Deschanel...i mean just look at that name...

It was so good i jizzed in my hand...then flicked it at the screen...

Lowe Out?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fos Not that i'm saying you are. Just pointing it out. I'll reserve judgement on a Wilde no show until it happens i think.

He's reminding us that fos is often used as an acronym for full of sh:t i believe...

Was it the Specials i remember playing at half time at a Coventry v Saints game? I believe it was...

Good to hear...

Half day Monday 22nd - all down the pub for lunch then not back til Monday 5th And thank f::ck for it...

I know. Still doesn't sound quite right to me though. I think Jan appreciates the Mule's talents.

A man that likes going shopping with his girlfriend? I would expect one of the following two in the future: 1) Shopping trips to become less frequent and more argumentative 2) Him to come out of the closet

That doesn't exactly tie in with this article though does it? http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/?page_id=10902

Surely if she's too dumb too work an iPhone she won't be able to work an iPod? Also if she's too dumb to operate an iPhone she probably needs putting down...

I find Facebook good for weeding out the pugs

3) James is not a winger 4) Gillett is not a winger