Scudamore

I know. I let it pass without comment on the last thread though so felt it needed mentioning. I saw someone refer to Jason Dodd as "Dodds" yesterday so feel the need to nip this one in the bud early! Oh and i feel Robertson is the sort of player that could probably make a strike partner look pretty useful...sadly he doesn't have one...

Smoking jacket, cravat, whiskey and cigar. Then retire to the smoking room... No wait you can't do that...you're a woman...

Since you seem to like him so much i suggest you learn how to spell his name. It's Paterson.

Well that would depend whether your sat on a toilet or walking down a busy street now wouldn't it...

We all know that this thread was not set up to praise Kelvin. It was set up to belittle the efforts of the rest of the team.

Nothing you say is going over my head Marco. And as per usual you miss the point as you get overexcited at the possibility of appearing more intelligent than someone else. You're attempting to have an argument with me that i have never initiated. As such you don't appear anywhere near as clever as you would like... I fully agree that top goalkeepers have an innate ability that cannot be coached. At no point have i argued otherwise. Please...go back and read what i say...as opposed to what you imagine i've said so you can attempt to patronise me some more. Now i will reiterate this point as you really seem to be struggling with it. A good goalkeeper as once famously pointed out by Brian Clough (heard of him? hahaha...course you haven't for you are of substandard intelligence when compared to me...muahaha) is as important as a great striker. He was also of the opinion that Peter Shilton was worth 12 points over a season. And thus to my point. Yes Kelvin Davis is saving us points this season. But that is his job. Where would we be without him? Nobody knows. But it doesn't matter because we've not been without him. And yes i am aware of Artur Boruc. I don't happen to think that knowing of a player means i know more about football than anyone else though. As studying football history and statistics doesn't mean you have a f::cking clue about football when it comes down to it. Now calm down...breathe...and think about what you come back with...because your last couple of posts are really difficult to work out. Not because i'm stoopid but just because you're writing like a spammer. Split those paragraphs up nicely...reread what you've written and make sure it actually makes some sort of sense...that sort of thing...

Headache in a jar

I'll be going to Manc myself...

What would you know about plastic saints?

Paragraph 1. No idea what the f::ck you are talking about. Reads as gibberish to me. Paragraph 2. I'm not talking about goalies and their impact. I am saying that he is playing so it's pointless talking about him not playing. And i am also saying that Strachan probably wouldn't be held in such a high regard if he didn't have Niemi. Top keepers can have this effect. Schmeichel and Cech are two championship winning goalkeepers. People don't then look at Man Utd or Chelsea and say where would they be without them because it's hypothetical b::ll::cks... Where would Saints be if Svensson hadn't been injured 04/05? Who knows. Who cares. Also if you think i'm embarassed to not know a footballer who played a hundred years ago then you really are not on my plane at all. You do confirm my original suspicions that you are a bore though...

You're going to misuse your sister?

Scampi fry?

St Marco you are an utter bore. The facts are that he has been in goal. So what is the point in looking beyond that? As pointed out by others a goalie can provide plenty of points over a season. And i'm pretty sure that Strachan wouldn't be held in quite such high regard if he hadn't signed Niemi...but he did, and he earned us plenty more points along the way...which is great...i'd never use that as a negative on Strachan though as that would be utterly retarded...

He is indeed taking centre stage...forcing himself on the media... Despite the fact that the first two quotes are obviously a direct lift from the annual report...

http://www.pieminister.co.uk/

I've heard that he's now insisting on picking his own clothing out of his wardrobe each day... Power crazed fool...

I got charged 90 quid to remove a clamp from my own car in my own parking space at my block of flats last year when i lent my parking sticker to a mate. Now that was f::cking annoying because i paid good money to rent the flat and in turn the space. Sadly i didn't really have a leg to stand on as i knew i needed to display the sticker. Bottom line is that the only person i could really be annoyed at was myself. If anyone chooses to park in a space where there are notices telling them that they will get clamped (and it is a legal requirement that they have a notice telling people they will be clamped) then they only have themselves to blame... Unfortunate but not something that people can really complain about...

What an utterly depressing thread...

Well this argument is ridiculous...

May?

You've obviously never seen the Everton squad then?

May?

Deano's record when not at Saints? And also the concept that Claus made his CB partner look better through his own quality? My own thoughts are that Claus is oft underated for this... For these reasons he gets my vote...

I can confirm there is Plested Pies in Christchurch if you need a fix. I'm sure the secret to their pasties is Paxo stuffing...lovely stuff...

Surely all this is evened out by the fact that British players are way overvalued?