Scudamore

1) It's lopsided not lobsided 2) We were lopsided when Holmes was playing as all the wing play was going down his side. This wasn't a problem of course as he's a good winger. The problem we presently have is not down to being lopsided. It's down to not playing any decent wingers on either wing.

Your thinking of his sexretary...

Pretty sure this didn't need a new thread.

So dragging everyone else down with you is alright then? Aside from anything else the groaning is getting on my t:ts...

Lots of moaning and groaning in my office this morning... Personally i'll reserve the sympathy in place of a "f::ck off home" If i am ill over Christmas as a consequence of this martyrdom there will be hell to pay... ------------------------------------ Why do people feel the need to do this?

Because you registered prior to them making the decision?

I'm going with a Forest fan...we better f::cking win...

No. Sounds good. I'll check that out. And whilst we're sounding w::nky and recommending foreign films i'll recommend Intacto. There are some quality moments in that film.

spiff spaff spoff

Loved that film. And the soundtrack also.

Oh...it's an arm...

What the hell is that supposed to be?

Friday - Pub. Which appeared to have been taken over by gheys for some reason. Still got to listen to Erasure, Right Said Fred, etc. So wasn't all bad. Saturday - Wedding. Followed by copious amounts of free booze. I like being p:ssed with no outlay. It should happen more often. Sunday - down pub for Chelsea game. Then over to Wagamamas for some tea. Then home to watch Sport Personality of the Year, Top Gear and then off to bed. I'm f::cking tired.

Think Ince could do a job yes. But as Jan is still in the job it's pretty pointless talking about it really.

And of course Kenwyne Jones was rubbish. The fans know all...

Would an apology make you gimps shut the f::ck up?

Can't believe we've lost an away game...

Rockin' it Rab C style...commendable.

Bet you go for the Bollock of De Konick

You in your y-fronts?

I was just thinking how much i want to go to Chad...how strange

She'd be like a dog lapping at a sprinkler...

Only her face...

Something out of the bins around the back of Aldi...