Scudamore

Chubb? Cheeky c::nt! I'm all skin and bone...

I'm rocking the Stans at the moment actually... And i've lost a bit of weight as of late too...

But i like tox...

It's a ridiculus statement of course...i love booze too much

I'm seriously thinking of going teetotal for a little bit

How's about drinking several pints of beer without eating anything first...then being hideously c::nted?

Stupid statement imo... Discuss...

My half hearted posts sh:t on your finest efforts

I wouldn't recommend ringing the police to tell them you've knocked someone wing mirror off...they might accuse you of wasting thir time...

I support Saints

Crouchie has the soap for the showers...

But if you got a charge for every time you were in posession?

Surely posession of all kinds of drugs can see you in jail...? No comment...

*snigger*

INS who i will now be calling IBS. Because he gives me irritable bowels syndrome when he starts threads like this...

I'd be afraid if i were you...i think IBS might have you earmarked for some sexy time the way he keeps on sucking your d:ck...

What the hell is smeltering?

I have issues with her neck

My family home was burgled just before Christmas one year. Not only did they steal all our present (including the Megadrive) but our dog was very quiet for months after so i suspect they booted him... I can only hope that the scumbag was shanked whilst serving time in prison...

That and we've already been through this... http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=2623

Sounds like Jermaine Pennant...hopefully he plays like him...

Yes that or another word for spastic...that was where i was going with the whole thing...

Well after the last few seasons of being more Saga holidays it all makes a refreshing change...

Is it tapered like Wizbit?

You can hear it...with beeps for the plentiful expletives...